amy

certified bimbo. she/her

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Humanities degrees are useless” is propaganda that’s had the effect of convincing a whole generation that reading and critical thinking skills were unimportant. Now we’re reaping the results with mass illiteracy and a public eager to embrace conspiracy theories and fascism.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I also truly don’t understand how anyone can get over the humiliation of knowing you’re talking to a computer like it’s a person. It’s so embarrassing. Look at you. That’s a computer

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

My friends are paying $40,000/year for daycare.

[Skylar Romines @skylarromines]

Okay fine I’ll say it. Anyone who is incentivized enough by $5000 to have a child is probably not financially secure enough to have a child.

[kida @kidasnow]

literally everyone deserves to go out for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, bills & have a lil left over for savings no matter what job they do. why is that so absurd to some people?

[trash jones @jzux]

wolf says house of straw is the ‘sweet spot’ for three little pigs

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

They could have just spent that money providing care

[Christin @hexprax]

I care about strangers because the people I love are strangers in the world and I would hope other people would care for them in moments of their life that occur outside of my presence. Not that complicated.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

by @juliusgoat

[Little Edie’s Headscarf @lordandtyler2]

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

[amy @amypotumus]

that is nosferatu (:

[Los Angeles Zoo @LAZoo]

MEET CASPER, the newest addition to our black-and-white colobus monkey troop! Born in October, the pint-sized primate has already become a favorite among visitors and staff. It's an exciting time to watch him grow and change. Swing by and say hello on your next visit!

[lex @lexisoupertramp]

i would do anything for phones to be small again

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[amy @amypotumus]

@memetazaa i cant deal with this rn gilbert

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

nobody talk to me until I’ve had my lay in bed for 4 hours until I actually get up and start my day