a•m•y 💋

“Apocalypse has come & gone. We're just grubbing in the ashes.” -Samuel Delaney || she/her/hers || most of my tweets are underrated || I often speak in sarcasm

[a•m•y 💋 @amyr_long]

The whole idea of capitalism isn’t to make the “American dream” attainable for all. It’s to keep the haves and the have-nots separated and to make sure those with money always have things those without it don’t.

[a•m•y 💋 @amyr_long]

@PastorTrey05 They made the counterpoint on their own … 🤡 no need to prove anything since you already did, beloved.

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@JoLuehmann 💯There’s a pretty big chance that however much we learned, we lost twice as much.

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Them: Do you wanna…

Me (singing) : build a snowman dah dah dah dah and dah dah dahhh ?

[a•m•y 💋 @amyr_long]

@mikeroweworks So are you saying don’t do either or just don’t let your dog operate heavy machinery if also given whiskey. It’s the weekend so I just want to make sure I get this right. Otherwise, chaos. 🐾

[a•m•y 💋 @amyr_long]

@RoscoeJones Ha. I work as a tech recruiter and had to send a bulk email today to some potential candidates and I actually typed “I hope you’re doing well” and then quickly erased it and replaced it with “How is it already almost March?!” 🤷🏻‍♀️😆

[a•m•y 💋 @amyr_long]

Me to Wednesday: I’m so tired. I’m not sure I could be much more exhausted than I already am.

Thursday to Wednesday: Boo, hold my taco.

[a•m•y 💋 @amyr_long]

A weird turn of events unfolded this morning as I WAS ALREADY WORKING & had to google “Office Depot”. I saw “hours may be affected by Washington’s Birthday” & then almost immediately I got a text “hey I know it’s a holiday but just following up…”

Reader: It was a paid holiday

[queen bruv. @EustaciaLondon]

please look at this baby shower cake.

[a•m•y 💋 @amyr_long]

@KelRenMoonLover I’m so grateful these Twitter streets crossed our paths. 💛💛💛

[a•m•y 💋 @amyr_long]

Why is it that I forget to send an email we JUST talked about but I can keep tabs on a small plastic bag with 2 extra buttons in it that came attached to a jacket I bought at a thrift store over 4 years ago.

[a•m•y 💋 @amyr_long]

A frustrating thing about having ADHD is knowing you’re talked about to determine if you have the ability to complete certain tasks before having them assigned to you rather than just being assigned the task and asked what tools you need to do the job, but also understanding why.

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@andrehenry This NEEDS to happen

[a•m•y 💋 @amyr_long]

Can you help my friend @JamesPrescott77 with an unexpected home repair?

[James Prescott: Superhero & Punk Rocker @JamesPrescott77]

Oh man it’s an extra £250 on top of the first fee.

I can’t afford this. This is so unfair.

Please someone help me. Please.

[a•m•y 💋 @amyr_long]

@PastorTrey05 Hey let’s make Twitter more like Facebook bc it doesn’t already suck enough at this point!

Ohhh and maybe let’s get them to them pay for it!

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@mhdksafa That’s because they’re defining scary in a singular context.

[a•m•y 💋 @amyr_long]

Everyone else: minding their business

🧻 ppl: invade, steal land, exploit resources, spread diseases, destroy crops, kill innocent people, call it discovery & be like “I can’t believe those savages are so violent & ignorant” & also “have you heard of the Romans Road?” WWJD 🫶🏼

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@andrehenry 💛

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Someone retweeted me earlier today and it got quite a few likes and then the likes just suddenly stopped. So I looked and the person -who at one point had followed me on accident- had un- retweeted me. And I really don’t care but I do find it rather odd. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[a•m•y 💋 @amyr_long]

@TylerHuckabee “Earning” is doing some heavy lifting there