Amzzz

Nothing's original - I stole this flow from the creator and some others too, can't think right now i'll name em later.

[Amzzz @amyriii]

@_ChloeJade97 Omg!!! I can’t wait!! I hope she hasn’t drank it!!

[Amzzz @amyriii]

@BootsUK hi, I’ve just purchased a meal deal from your Glasgow Central store and my drink is past it’s use by date (use by date = 04/12/23) today’s date 13/12/23. How can I claim a refund for this? I daren’t drink it as it’s milk

[Amzzz @amyriii]

@LivvSyd @Ziggier_ Very true!

[Amzzz @amyriii]

@LivvSyd @ekelleydesign Omg it’s so creative 😍

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Other managers take note. This is how it’s done.

[Amzzz @amyriii]

@TheSimCommunity @_ChloeJade97

[Amzzz @amyriii]

@Pricey_91 @FredSchultz35 Omg 😂😂😂😂 its face 😂😂

[Amzzz @amyriii]

😡

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

EXCL: Email obtained by @itvnews proves over 100 staff were invited to drinks party in No 10 garden at height of lockdown to “make the most of the lovely weather”.

We’re told PM and his wife attended, with staff invited to “bring your own booze!”

https://t.co/rg34EIkdz2

[David P. @P___Brown]

@_TheBulletin Airlines should be incentivized to avoid waste, not required to produce it unnecessarily. This is digusting and a crime against our planet, and thus, humanity.

[Amzzz @amyriii]

😡😡😡

[The Bulletin @_TheBulletin]

Brussels Airlines runs 3,000 empty flights to maintain take-off and landing slots
https://t.co/b4t9OLcjuD

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[Matt Speakman @MattySpeakman]

No CCTV at Downing Street or no police present on guard as witnesses on the night? Absolute corruption everywhere here.

[Amzzz @amyriii]

@CapitalOfficial sticking it to the man with the sarky Inbetweeners quote 😂😂 love it 😂 #planB

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Typing “kind regards”, pausing for a moment to consider just how livid you are… and then savagely deleting the “kind”.

[Tom Newton Dunn @tnewtondunn]

The House of Commons has just updated its guidance on masks. Now mandatory for all staff, contractors, press and all other third parties while on the estate... but still not MPs. Begs the question, why not?

[beth @bethnorris11]

Since @TravelodgeUK don’t like responding to complaints emails, I’ll just share our experience for everyone to see 🙂

[julie weston @juliedartmoor]

@Femi_Sorry So a officer tries to arrest you, you resist. You are then thrown to the floor and handcuffed. I think ‘searching questions’ like where are your colleagues won’t stop a rapist and murderer.