Amy Page

Passionate lover of cheese, two bengal cats, a handsome hubby and God's plan for all things. Working for @TogNetworkEng.
Ephesians 1:11-12
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[Amy Page @amyvpage]

@LakesDistillery Hello. I'm just trying to place an order but I'm not getting the complimentary delivery which the website advertises until the 19th - please could you advise?

[A Chaotic Good @NeuroPoetica]

My only commentary. #titanicsub #Titan #OceanGate #implosion

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

So that’s it. Who are the winners from this budget? Bankers, city fatcats, fossil fuel giants, the extremely wealthy. Who are the losers? Everyone else. And not one word about climate & nature protection, on which all wealth ultimately depends #Bankersbudget

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

IMPORTANT:

Face masks must be worn over your nose and under your chin to be effective in protecting yourself and others. Please make sure you're wearing yours correctly, and wear it in all public indoor spaces, including on public transport.

[Jim Salveson @Mr_Jimbob]

Binfluencer (bin·​flu·​enc·​er): The person on your street who always puts their wheelie bins out first on bin day and the rest of the neighbours follow.

I think I may have invented a new word.

[Ben Rathe @benrathe]

Last year if you wanted a Christmas party you had to claim it was a work meeting. This year, if you want to have a work meeting you have to claim it’s a Christmas party. Everyone clear?

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Fancy an early night tonight. But I’m worried that thirty of my closest colleagues might have an illegal party downstairs without me noticing.

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Weird for someone to resign over a party that didn't happen.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

It's really bleak in the NHS right now. Hospitals on black alert, ICUs filled with Covid, major cancer surgeries being cancelled.

Please obey the new Plan B rules. Not because that man told you to. Because *we* need you to - so we can help & save as many patients as possible 🙏

[I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! @imacelebrity]

Good evening, Prime Minister! 👀🤭
@antanddec #ImACeleb

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Boris Johnson says he's furious about the party in his home that didn't happen but he doesn't know if it happened, and he's assured that no rules were broken and will ask around to see if any rules were broken. 🤔
#pmqs

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

The video of Allegra Stratton reveals (at least) four things:
- the party took place
- they knew it was illegal
- they were worried it might come to light
- they wanted to come up with ‘a line’ to defend it. Otherwise known as lying.

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

PM now referring to "events or non events". And claiming that people caring about his lying is the thing stopping him getting on with his job, rather than the fact that the events happened. So you lot it's your fault.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

After all the sacrifices the people of this country have made, they’re laughing at us. Pretty unforgivable.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Phrase of the day, from the 16th century, is ‘give someone the bauble’: to play them for a sucker or fool.

[Amy Page @amyvpage]

@tommeetippee_UK I've recently purchased the Closer to Nature Bath and Room Thermometer but the display won't turn off - it permanently displays the temperature! Please help.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Ah well” - Translation: Another dream crushed.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

One year since the country went into lockdown, we mourn the 126,000 who have lost their lives.

We owe it to them to hold a public inquiry into what went so disastrously wrong - so we can learn the lessons and ensure the government’s mistakes are never repeated.