Saz 😃

Not a reflection of anything but my 🧠

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

who else

[Lesbob @Lesbob]

It’s lovely having the lighter nights, isn’t it. So we can see the rain for longer.

[Neil @_Enanem_]

If I won a million pounds the first thing I'd do is put a layer of caramel and chocolate on my shortbread.

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

This is just delicious! 🤣

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

For example, I never spent four billion pounds on unusable PPE.

[gaut @0xgaut]

look what they took from us

[нαιℓ ૐ @m00nmamaa_]

How can you tell me that 95% of the ocean is unexplored and you know for a FACT that megalodon sharks are extinct?!?! Nope that thang is alive and well down there. I bet there’s freaking dinosaurs down there. The ocean is literally monster soup you cannot convince me otherwise

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

This country is absolutely flooded with old white wankers who think that children should have to live like Oliver Twist because once in the 1970s they had to wear two pairs of socks indoors and sometimes the electricity went out when they were watching the Paedophile Comedy Hour.

[Saz 😃 @an63461823]

@SuperJimboJones If a spider climbs up this high, il let them have a discount on rent 😂

[Saz 😃 @an63461823]

Honestly, sleep with your window and curtains open. Deepest sleeps of my life 🤗

[noah @JOGOBONlTO]

Steven Bartlett is going to do a LinkedIn post about preparation and mentality for scoring a goal in Soccer Aid the pretentious prick

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

wish I was one of those weirdos who likes to go for a run when they’re upset

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Danny Dyer.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Scientists at Cambridge University have linked spending just 20 minutes every morning in an ice bath with up to a 75% increased risk of becoming an insufferable twat.

[martha @mxmsworld]

The amount of times it’s rained, stopped, gotten sunny and to rain again the past 3 hours is criminal. If the world is ending, I just need to know. Not all these theatrics