Ernoctopus

tweets about stuff, mostly in French (which is obviously why I wrote this description in English)

[Ernoctopus @an_amazing_guy]

Hello Twitter. Twitter? Twitteeeeer!

[Ernoctopus @an_amazing_guy]

@B3zero *"mes intérêts" pas "mes valeurs"

[Ernoctopus @an_amazing_guy]

Rekt. https://t.co/fZsPYePh1R

[Ernoctopus @an_amazing_guy]

When you're ready to invade Iraq. https://t.co/84o3RYUb0f

[Jeb Bush @JebBush]

America.

[Ernoctopus @an_amazing_guy]

*Convulse de plaisir* https://t.co/bDPxfDIICC

[norman reedus @wwwbigbaldhead]

🏋🏾 https://t.co/CmNAazvnwQ

[Nicolas Sarkozy @NicolasSarkozy]

"Une campagne électorale est toujours une épreuve de vérité. Il faut une grande force de conviction et une certaine sérénité" #NS2012

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Abandonner une société libre par peur du terrorisme est le seul moyen de se laisser vaincre par celui-ci.

[EFF @EFF]

The TPP isn't just about international trade, it would regulate what you can do on and off the Internet: https://t.co/cFGSByG1aQ

[Ernoctopus @an_amazing_guy]

J'aime les frites

[☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz]

Ted Cruz's father is insane, but in a fresh, exciting way: https://t.co/1d9ZgrNJl4

[Vox @voxdotcom]

"I think I might come here and buy a farm, I love it." –@realDonaldTrump wraps up his speech in Iowa

[Cahnory ツ @cahnory]

On est en Schrödinguerre ! https://t.co/QxFlpltfFe

[Le Nécronomicon qui dit non ™️ @DrStrangeLOL]

Si t'aimes la BD, tu connais Alan Moore.
Sinon tu commences par The Killing Joke...

[Flo @Flootoutcourt]

-On prend le métro pour aller au Mordor
-Mais nous n'avons pas d'argent..que faisons-nous gandalf ?
-Nous frodon Lol

[Ernoctopus @an_amazing_guy]

@LibyaLiberty Kind of surprised Turkey is that high, it being a secular country and all that...

[elon mustard @nice_mustard]

2017: obama has taken all the guns. i trudge through a desolate hellscape of alive unshot people. "WHY???" i scream at a frightened child

[notch @notch]

I wish I could afford an Oculus Rift :(

[Hawkeye Nation @hawkeyenation]

This is why you shouldn't show your kids the Star Wars saga in story order. Do release order. My daughter last night

[Année2015 @Annee2015]

DÉSOLÉE POUR LE MERDIER.

[Yaroslav Trofimov @yarotrof]

David Duke thinks Trump is a bit too radical for him https://t.co/rEjNTXjGJo

[Ahmed @Ahmed12B_]

Sorry mate its United vs Chelsea on Monday https://t.co/UFPdGijBNg