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[ThreatToMyself @_No_Russian_]

If you leave the money in your 401K alone you can spend it tax free at the age of 67 after you died 20 years ago from cancer

[Nathan @ParisPhl]

I figured out my problem with hinge, I really do not want to go on a date with a complete stranger

[diego @alitooweii]

Disabled Communist Mutual Living In Poverty

[izack @thatguyuptown]

the derangement on this app has negatively polarized me. i actually wish the wedding were bigger, more disruptive. i want a parade down broadway, a no fly zone, a 10 block lockdown around the venue. idgaf!

[DIMEJI @Iamdimeji_]

The white girls that deserve the treatment y’all give Taylor Swift. The post would have 500k likes by now if it was a lie about Taylor Swift. Just performative and pathetic 🤮

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i hope elon doesn't let the money change him

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

They're putting ads in my childhood memories tomorrow

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[gigi @wolfinmyhouse]

i have a normal relationship with food, my body, and my sexuality. i am a normal girl. never had a problem with any of these things. #AFFIRM

[😿 @anabelleg020]

@tmuxvim Thought I was going insane

[cav empty @cavempty_]

im not evil but there’s something else wrong with me

[ali @probablyalissa]

I hated these accounts so much but I’d take them over the evil we’re stuck with now

[😿 @anabelleg020]

@pop_mycology LIBBY IS THE BESSTTT can read on my phone when I’m in public and like waiting in line or whatever, read on my iPad, etc.

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

You should be able to leave work if you just realized you need to die

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

I’m going through things you can’t even find on reddit

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

Life is so much better when you like Taylor Swift

[alex @deathbytay]

This swiftie shit is for life man…. Like they can’t take this feeling away from me