A. Gar

I was awkward before it was cool.

[A. Gar @anagar91]

*After not going on break*

PA: What, do you only survive off of caffeine and crushing people's spirits?

Me: Yup.

[A. Gar @anagar91]

Mother: it was always the key latch kids that made me nervous.
Us:
Mother: key. Key latch. Key. Key. The key latch kids.
Me: Latchkey kids?

[A. Gar @anagar91]

Blanca wouldn’t let me bring my finished wedding dress home. So I got mad because if Emily Gilmore taught me anything it’s that I’m supposed to wear it every night before the wedding.

[A. Gar @anagar91]

So proud of you. ❤️

[Dustin Barker @DustinHBarker]

My fiancée manages to get through all the exhausting tests, clinical rotations, and lectures of medical school while I manage a imaginary football team for 4 months of the year. She’s soon to be MD but I’m bringing home that fantasy football championship belt this season.

[A. Gar @anagar91]

Don’t know what they’re talking about.

[A. Gar @anagar91]

The best part of being best friends with recent med school graduates is seeing all the amazing trips they’re on right now. It’s crazy how I’m not jealous at all.

[A. Gar @anagar91]

Umm no?? Mr. and (nearly) Dr. Barker are coming November 2022. @DustinHBarker

[E! News @enews]

Mr. & Mrs. Barker ❤️ https://t.co/ibcGm7pPYC

[Willow Pill @WillowPillQueen]

I love sleeping. It’s like a little taste of death.

[A. Gar @anagar91]

Apologies in advance for being late to work tomorrow morning. My warning light for car’s gas just turned on but I’m telling myself I can get it in the morning on the way in.

[A. Gar @anagar91]

Start my last rotation of 3rd year tomorrow and still couldn’t identify a murmur if my life depended on it

[A. Gar @anagar91]

The ease with which I can get by with an iced coffee as a meal replacement should be concerning.

[A. Gar @anagar91]

Watching Love is Blind with Rachel:

“Omg you have to watch this part”
“Rachel. I’m literally watching it right now.”

[A. Gar @anagar91]

Today I decided to not destroy a 9 year old’s innocence when I opted out of explaining to him that I was actually getting myself into astronomical debt when he asked “how much do you get paid to be here?” at the end of his clinic visit.

[A. Gar @anagar91]

Me: I cant wait to be done with step so I can eat a vegetable.

Rachel: …you can eat vegetables now.

Me: NO. All I did today was study so then I had to order a huge 4 cheese pasta bowl from Cheesecake Factory.

[sandeep @thedeepsand]

The feminine urge to tell a man he should smile more

[A. Gar @anagar91]

@snunez_27 I turned 30 LAST year 😜😵🪦

[A. Gar @anagar91]

*Planning MY wedding with blanca*

Blanca: which one do you want?
Me: French. Is that the right one?
Blanca: yeah I would have corrected you if you had said gold.

[A. Gar @anagar91]

Dustin really thought we were living in a house without an ice cream scooper.

[A. Gar @anagar91]

@dearkrysta Target will tell you what you need

[A. Gar @anagar91]

It’s mine and @DustinHBarker 3 month engagement anniversary BUT, and much more importantly, BOTH of our Twitter anniversaries. So. Woah. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[A. Gar @anagar91]

~complimenting someone’s headband~

“Thanks. I woke up with ugly everything today so I had to put it on.”