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I haven’t driven a car in what feels like a year. I’m worried I’ll forget… or.. is it like riding a bicycle?

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@MorePerfectUS @Fightfor15LA Do you have the address for this McDonalds?

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@mari_paz93 You’ll never know 😈

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@cjayy22 Girl is u always thinkin bout money 🤣🧠

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@graue Ah yes the country side. Absolutely sublime.

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What if we put our phone, in the box with all our old phones, and walked away for forever, and then they started a secret plot.

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@graue I just smashed the like button. Thanks for the smile sweetie.

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The feminine urge to tell a man he should smile more

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As of today I don’t even want Medicare for all. All I want for is for the insurance I pay money for in one state….to work in another state…. Is that too much.

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So Britney was behind the keyboard the entire time huh

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@graue Ngl I thought all white people had dinner at 5:30

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The human brain is 60% fat

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I like how my 2021 Wrapped Playlist is a lot less triggering this year

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What does it say about me if I’m impressed with people my age owning ice machines

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I needs to be getting into this sound bath shit

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Don’t understand why you guys get mad… all I said was happy thanksgiving just like everyone else 🙄

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@cjayy22 That’s how I feel picking up people from the airport

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@graue Imagine calling New York “NY” out loud …

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I buy gas station toilet paper for my building’s infrastructure. Not because I love gas stations.

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Except for the NY MTA😍

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I don’t know what I’m doing wrong but people don’t invite me on boats