George Cumbard, Jr.

They don't understand the things I say on Twitter.

We say the R-word around these parts.

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@Neander4Prez @gmengalaxy lmao nothing says poverty franchise more than taking a victory lap after an ALDS where YOUR TEAM was the favorite. rays were the best team in the AL all season and the yankees are still living rent-free in your head.

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@brianbuck13 like i said - there’s just no way someone could be this earnestly stupid

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@brianbuck13 like i said, there’s like 20 seats in the place left and half are for tards. the fact that you waited for this and still made yourself look stupid honestly makes me think you’re just reverse trolling me. nobody could be this earnestly stupid

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@brianbuck13 never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. that’s the art of war big bro. you waiting an entire week to come back and make yourself look stupid again is chef’s kiss. i got nothing else to add

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@vikingzfanpage imagine how low your IQ has to be to hear KOC say this and interpret it as "QBs never fail teams". literally retarded bro, hang up the keyboard

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@krystalball philosophers and artists truly do not need to go to college. modern day philosophers are people like Piker, Ben Shapiro, etc. Social workers..... seems like a different area tbh idk why we are cutting this other than maybe they could get by with just HS diploma and job training

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@BlueRadio4 @A_Jones1046 @rawsalerts bro doesn't know the difference between too and to but he wants his political opinions taken seriously. bro thinks he's the main character. bro thinks he's in a movie.

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@HanaKanaPuna @MtnTha @NBCNews lmao dude you’re calling childless adults retarded? take a look at the absolute fucking useless crop of retards that this generation of parents is raising. it’s 2026; if you still think having children is noble in and of itself, you are probably raising screen addicted retards 😂

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@paperboyarchive @Harri327 @mike94474486 @BMiggy RBI good; WAR bad

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@paperboyarchive @Harri327 @mike94474486 @BMiggy lmao fuck off retard you’re talking about RBIs. 1980 called and they want their idiot back

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@Harri327 @mike94474486 @paperboyarchive @BMiggy bro you are a true retard lmao you thought you ate with saying that you need to be running a team’s analytics to do statistical analysis on players. all you did was drool on yourself and poop in your big boy pants, todd

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@rose_bookie @coriumnoticer @VernonWells10 i find that it’s usually the crowd who doesn’t understand math that is anti-WAR. the man-made estimation is trying to piece a player’s worth together with BA, RBIs and HR. don’t be afraid of a little applied statistics. we have a ton of data available

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@mike94474486 @paperboyarchive @BMiggy @Harri327 be honest: how mad are you that I'm not going to walk into your gay little trap about Ohtani hitting 63 combined Home Runs? Just go ahead and delete the "I GUESS POSTSEASON DOESN'T COUNT NOW!" draft. I am so far ahead of you it isn't even funny. just stop.

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@mike94474486 @paperboyarchive @BMiggy @Harri327 can you please show me the players who did not decline? Other than those who retired due to injury. thanks

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@mike94474486 @paperboyarchive @BMiggy @Harri327 you moved the goalposts and asked a new question of why he is striking out more than when he had more bat speed. I answered that, then you tried to move the goalposts back to asking how that is a decline. Try to follow along.

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@mike94474486 @paperboyarchive @BMiggy @Harri327 yes and seeing as we don't have crystal balls, we use predictive stats like bat speed. every season of declining bat speed, we get more SD's away from the mean of peak production. as you increase SDs from the mean, the likelihood of the decline increases. basic stats here

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@mike94474486 @paperboyarchive @BMiggy @Harri327 god I cannot resist dunking on retards. the answer to your question is that he is walking more. walks happen when you DON'T swing. Higher walk rate -> fewer K's. this is pretty basic stuff if you know anything about baseball lmao

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@mike94474486 @paperboyarchive @BMiggy @Harri327 retard- you are not even attempting to engage with the current literature on the subject. you asked for proof, then you didn't read it. we are done here until you do some reading and stop acting like a fucking retard

[George Cumbard, Jr. @analsodomy]

@mike94474486 @paperboyarchive @BMiggy @Harri327 https://t.co/md5NsZazW3

https://t.co/I5OBk2v10n

https://t.co/9eq61mW2Uz

https://t.co/68eehRJWNO

Fine, I'll bite. I didn't want to do the research for you, but here you go, retard.

Not much worse than getting blown the fuck out like that. Low-IQ shit

[Tangotiger 🍁 @tangotiger]

#Statcast Aging Curve for Swing Speed

I wouldn't pay too much attention to very left of chart. I'd just treat it swing speed is roughly flat until roughly age 31. After that, drop is quick

Which makes sense with everything we know. We didn't know the magnitude. Now we do.