Ana Ruiz

[Ana Ruiz @anama1096]

Thanks @sanbenito for spending 2,297 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to LA CANCIÓN. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/lvIIzVftUp

[Ana Ruiz @anama1096]

@BloomChicHQ wanna explain how I was able to order something you didn’t have at the time my order was placed almost 2 weeks ago. And you guys STILL don’t have it…?

[Ana Ruiz @anama1096]

@UberEats hey Uber, how about instead of waiting until the customer chooses all the food they want, you just go ahead and make it unavailable if there’s gonna be NO ONE TO DELIVER IT!!! It can’t be that hard

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[libby @mountain_lib]

my middle school girlfriend is WANTED by the FBI for stealing nancy pelosi’s computer and trying to sell it to the Russians.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Kamala Harris elected nation’s first female vice president https://t.co/lStjmyDUOL

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Donald Trump’s premature claims of victory are illegitimate, dangerous, and authoritarian.

Count the votes. Respect the results.

[Ana Ruiz @anama1096]

@BBT worst customer service I’ve ever experienced.

[Ana Ruiz @anama1096]

@BBT why the hell is it taking 30+ minutes to get ahold of someone to just get hung up on?

[Eric Hynes @eshynes]

They’re playing professional baseball in Korea in front of stuffed animals. This should be a permanent change.

[John Fritchey @johnfritchey]

Canada must feel like they live in an apartment above a meth lab.

[Hilary Duff @HilaryDuff]

Everyone bored af right now I know..but this is actually disgusting..... whoever dreamed this one up and put this garbage into the universe should take a break from their damn phone. Maybe get a hobby

[📟🌐 TRÉ VAYNE, INC. 🌐📟 @trevaynebitch]

This aggressively country child DEMANDING to pet this dog is sending me

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

What a halftime show 👏🏾

[Ana Ruiz @anama1096]

What a shitty day.

[aaron @aaronflarin]

i have accepted this only works after some refreshes

[( ͡°з ͡°) @c5e1a5]

my mexican father thought R2D2 was named “Arturito”

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

What should we do for Toby's going away party? If the devil were to explode, and evil were gone forever, what sort of party would you have?