anachristinapadilla

sup

[g 🎀 @pgisell_]

IN DA CLERB WE ALL FAM

[villain mode @daazedndodgers]

Mood🖤

[anachristinapadilla @anapadizzle]

bruhhhhh https://t.co/sPXYxJzcwE

[arthur @dalibeats]

Raspado guy changing da game 💯💯💯

[anachristinapadilla @anapadizzle]

literally LOLing, my mom's alarm clock song is Eye of the Tiger

[Kellyann @kkellyannn]

One of these days I'll learn to take pictures when I'm at fun events. One day...

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

"your order has been shipped"

me:

[anachristinapadilla @anapadizzle]

@arieltheanglo Jesus take the wheel

[anachristinapadilla @anapadizzle]

every drive home from the gym I pass Portos… it takes every fiber in my being to not ram thru the double doors & steal all the potato balls

[anachristinapadilla @anapadizzle]

but literally tho https://t.co/3N4PEE6yUv

[Nikki @nikkkialexandra]

Okay California don't tease me for only one day and keep this weather all spring☀️

[anachristinapadilla @anapadizzle]

@adriana_lucyy pooey, I wish I saw this earlier

[anachristinapadilla @anapadizzle]

@alexmaallen so ashamed of myself

[anachristinapadilla @anapadizzle]

@alexmaallen dude seriously… the other day I bought a salt crystal lap. it's like suppose to be good for ions? idk it's pretty and I love it

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Pay attention: "Access to healthcare" is not healthcare. I have "access" to Ryan Reynolds. But he's not covering me.

[Sorority Probs @SORORlTYPROBS]

when frat guys say how trashy sorority girls are like no Chad you have a .02 GPA & hook up w 6 girls a night shot gun ur beer & sit down.

[anachristinapadilla @anapadizzle]

I love you man https://t.co/7oPbQuAPkN

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Getting ready to watch Trump's address to a JOINT session of congress. There’s a clue in this tweet about how we’re going to get through it.

[Sujay Kansagra, MD @ThatSleepDoc]

True story:
Surgeon: Did someone fart?
Silence
Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated bowel.
Med student: I farted

[anachristinapadilla @anapadizzle]

I'm so OCD when it comes to school and learning things... I ain't even mad. but having to work while going to school makes it so hard 😓