liv

a crown prince of deadpan

[liv @anapplebright]

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN't thE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS?????

[liv @anapplebright]

@burritoprophet omg samwise plurb'd

[liv @anapplebright]

@coldbam some of those birds were very cool and chill to be fair

[liv @anapplebright]

@Trumpordie2024 @Alaskan0832 @Travis_4_Trump definitely possible. army of random kids doing random harm good concept here brother. you look like if tony hale was not allowed within 1500 feet of a school

[liv @anapplebright]

rewatching Justified and somehow this does not change art's whole vibe at all. actually surprised there was no subplot where art defends a child's right to have an AR-15 while tim gutterson stares blankly into the middle distance

[Nick Searcy, Actor/Director/Producer/Author @yesnicksearcy]

@loveishate25 @angryl1bra @mynamehear THE RESULT IS THE SAME: A DEAD BABY YOU RIDICULOUS DEMOCRAT ZOMBIE SLAVE.

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

Your regular reminder that if you see someone stealing food, no you fuckin didn't.

[liv @anapplebright]

credit where credit is due

[liv @anapplebright]

my spotify account got hacked by someone with extremely cool taste which sucks ass because now i have to listen to the partridge family like 300 times in a row to cancel them out

[liv @anapplebright]

the month when i was the most psychologically unwell ive ever been in my life i listened to one song by the partridge family so many times i was in their top 0.05% of listeners for the year and 4 years later it's still my most played song of all time

[liv @anapplebright]

@crabdip420 @pitchtunneling my dad wants to know your team

[liv @anapplebright]

ok eating my words spotify. touché spotify.

[liv @anapplebright]

spotify: we see you have been exclusively listening to nigerian afropop lately! do you wanna know a secret?
me: yessssss
spotify: we think you might like...
me: yessSSSS..?
spotify: we think you migHT LOVEEE-
me: YESSSS?
spotify: sabrina carpenter the espreso song

[liv @anapplebright]

spin instructor said pride is a protest and said everyone is valid, "even bisexuals" then immediately blasted good luck babe

[liv @anapplebright]

mind your own business thanks

[liv @anapplebright]

when u ask an american if they can name a city in canada

[liv @anapplebright]

spotify: we see you have been exclusively listening to nigerian afropop lately! do you wanna know a secret?
me: yessssss
spotify: we think you might like...
me: yessSSSS..?
spotify: we think you migHT LOVEEE-
me: YESSSS?
spotify: sabrina carpenter the espreso song

[liv @anapplebright]

geoguessr is perfect for people who want to be like "waittttt but where the hell am i???" at least 25 times a day

[liv @anapplebright]

i used to tech an open mic and can confirm that somewhere between 1/4th and 1/2 of guys would get up and start with something like, "okay, so, what did i do today... uhh," so it was basically just livejournal for 29 year olds named bryce

[liv @anapplebright]

@coldbam to be fair sometimes they run out of stuff to talk about and just play youtube videos of ducklings but. still.

[liv @anapplebright]

this just means i contain multitudes, right? it does not mean that my social skills are precarious at best, right?

[liv @anapplebright]

by age 25 you should have at least one group chat that sends tweets that are like "just gromped my grumble ol' grampus style" then everyone says "THIS IS SO [your name]" and it forces you to immediately evaluate what it means to be a person