Anna Beresford

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“No worries if not,” I say, while worrying quite a bit about the answer being not.

[trash jones @jzux]

me when i have a bad day: i think i deserve a little treat

me when i have a good day: i think i deserve a little treat

[Sam Fishell @SamFishell]

i am doing the opposite of a cleanse. i am doing the clog

[Anna Beresford @anber_14]

I’d been looking forward to my Mum’s Love Island commentary 🤣

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

I'm always one mildly inconvenient thing happening to me away from ordering a takeaway

[JP @jpbrammer]

I don’t think my mood being attached to the weather is a good system

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Anna Beresford @anber_14]

It’s so sad that a lot of peoples first thoughts about the 21st of June are about needing to lose weight... Surely this whole pandemic should have made us realise there’s way more to life than looking a certain way ☹️🤯

[Kazz 🍉✊ @KazzJenkins]

I was born a female. I identify as a female. But according to Tesco's sticky toffee pudding I'm a family of four.

[marianne eloise @marianne_eloise]

sorry for not keeping in touch. i have literally nothing to say

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

So, just hours after Boris Johnson assured us schools are 'safe' and will stay open, he shuts them all.
But only after allowing them to be open for one day so everyone could infect each other & take the virus home to their older relatives.
This is scandalously bad government.

[Will Hislop @WillDHislop]

your aunt at the NHS clap #nhsclap

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Just while I wait for them to have an actual rematch.

[Tim Packer @tspacker]

I hadn't expected Tesco to proceed to the "eat the rich" stage of pandemic crisis quite this soon.

[Bullock,S @stevenface]

The NHS is already stretched thin please do not tag me in any 5k challenges as I will run 0.1k and go into cardiac arrest and it’s not fair on the doctors and nurses.

[Anna Beresford @anber_14]

I've #justdonated to Supply 2000 3D printed face shields to the NHS and frontline workers.. Donate on @justgiving and help raise £1000 https://t.co/nmbzUcSO2O ""