carl parsley 🇵🇸

D1 Box Eater

[carl parsley 🇵🇸 @anchovyfilets]

does anyone care about this photo i took of andromeda last night?

[tooter @kratomicbomb]

my life is terrible except for when i'm drinking soda or masturbating

[doomer @uncledoomer]

you can see it in his eyes. hes going to kill again

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

15 years…

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Something really evil about electric salt and pepper shakers. They are not supposed to be like that

[carl parsley 🇵🇸 @anchovyfilets]

lmao

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

Former San Jose Sharks forward Kurtis Gabriel says that Evander Kane was always getting "ripped by everyone" on the team because of his severe gambling issues.

Gabriel says that one time, Kane was so fed up that he buzzsawed Tomas Hertl & Erik Karlsson's sticks before a game, hid from the team while eating a Domino's pizza, and then protested his first shift of the game by barely trying.

[nilo @polyesterhag]

how it feels when you take a shower after a long day of sightseeing

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

sometimes i think about when club chalamet accidentally revealed she was a 50 year old lady by telling us she had an interview at the WTC on 9/11 but changed her mind bc she had a bad feeling. you just can’t get that kinda stuff on the other apps

[Dahlia ダリア @kuchisakeonnax]

This is the worst 24 hour period for the gays in living memory

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

oh, come on

[ian @cornyloser]

there is no fucking way you guys live like this

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

computer. My Tennessee Mountain Home. loud enough to kill.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

absent dad are you fucking serious

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as the current swept Ben and myself as the unfazed King Otis.

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

God knew not to make me hot because if I looked like this I would be insufferable. I’d use my face for psychological warfare. I’d ruin marriages for the cardio. I’d be a diplomatic incident.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i actually dont think the cheerleader who made me gay should be able to die

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

god is alive in every bottle of miller high life