Hotpieceofasphalt

I am a meat popsicle.

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Why TF do @TPExpressTrains advertise on TV, not like I'm sat at home thinking "God, I wish there was a way to get to Morley!" Boggles the mind.

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I won't be watching any of the Rugby League World Cup, it's not the money of subscribing to ANOTHER service, it's the fact most of the games are odd times and I can't record it. Absolutely shambolic.
@England_RL @PremSportsTV #RLWC

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@fesshole Just means your rating drops when others report it as 'still there' so you're just wasting your time. Bell end.

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@HBOMaxUK @tntsports
Could you make the background to your multi view black instead of white? Feels like some kind of interigation. Absolutely blinding!
#prem

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Someone getting CPR in the stand at the Leicester v Gloucester game?

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@BarrowRaiders

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Wakefield were flawless tonight, absolutely flawless. Hopefully one more performance in them!

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Data centers powered by nuclear is a stupid idea, as, in its current form, they both currently require a huge amount of water. No one seems to have thought about this.

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@PlanetClare_ @GarethNotGarth I wouldn't do a 10 hour drive with young children, never mind a dying relative.

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@Ibon_Dominguez Good lads!

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@autocar They've been hopeless, running to catch-up and completely missing the market. Alienated their customer base with simple omissions like physical buttons, cut corners on quality. They have not released a car I'd want to buy in five years.

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@BBCBreakfast Seriously, this blue hue across the bottom third of the screen is dreadful. It's distracting. No, just no.

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@saraiah09

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@saintkna Alright, where are the Russians?

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@dandouglas I noticed this last week. When, the fuck, did fish fingers become a luxury item?!

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@SjDChS5PD8GcIFv @WHRGFUN But they all keep running after the finish line, it's not inertia.

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@Timoldland That's lovely, but I'd still have a yellow one.

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@BBCBreakfast Why have you decided 1/3 of my screen needs to have a blue hue across it? I had an old tv and it's backlight was breaking, it looked like this, I replaced it. Awful!
#bbc #bbcbreakfast