Hayden

having fun out here

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

The ants won't go in the poison traps so I made some modifications to lure them in

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Ever since Trump touched the orb his arms have been getting longer

[Hayden @andShockley]

Can't believe I'm at that age where "hey, yall got the kids?" Is a thing.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

ill never forget this random kid who dmed me a selfie, then took a really dark turn

[Hayden @andShockley]

One of those days where a child in the passenger seat on the interstate stares so you do something buttholish back

[Hayden @andShockley]

@LighterKick put them in a box and salt them

[Hayden @andShockley]

I got what I wanted. #frankocean #lasttweet

[Hayden @andShockley]

Smell your hand? https://t.co/iy4kXF9qid

[Hayden @andShockley]

@zackgriffin05 zack....gr8 stuff

[Zack Griffin @Coachzgriffin]

*Lines up for food*
Fam:so what's your plan
Me:I'm getting extra mash potatoes
Fam:no your life plan
Me: I'm getting extra mash potatoes

[Hayden @andShockley]

Swear the wind chill is 10x worse on campus than anywhere in town

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If I had any singing talent and if I knew how to write love songs and if I recorded them, then this would be my album cover.

[Hayden @andShockley]

So my friend's wifi is "YourMom" and this is how the neighbors responded

[Hayden @andShockley]

@mcampsss @mylifeasBren_

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit https://t.co/Oj1DKu0xIu

[Hayden @andShockley]

@RelatableQuote @mylifeasBren_

[Brandon Izzi @Rich_Polo_]

Either way we were fucked so whats the big deal? It was either one or the other.Doesnt help that we had 11000 people vote for a dead gorilla