Andre Puma

Worst selling author. Upsilon male.

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@jhoburgh DCBA

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@jhoburgh ACBD

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@jhoburgh Don't do this to me

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@jhoburgh ADCB

[Chris Orzechowski @chrisorzy]

I love when restaurants put “market price” next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week.

[Andre Puma @and_or_]

"Jazz chords" in 70s rock:
BILLY JOEL: major 7th
ELTON JOHN: minor 7th
STEELY DAN: play every note in the scale except the root and the 4th. Flat the 6th.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[Andre Puma @and_or_]

"You belong to your grandma's butt hell!"

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My kid says the word "hell" like twice a day now and he HAS NOT USED THE WORD CORRECTLY EVEN ONCE IT'S HELL FUNNY

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YEAH COOKIE MONSTER

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

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SHOW THE WIN PROBABILITY CHART

[Jerry Carino @NJHoopsHaven]

By the way, MSG security would have ripped that guy's limbs off on live TV.

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@jhoburgh ABDC

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@jhoburgh CDAB

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@Joshua_Newman Me in 1993 (not 5 but close enough)

[Andre Puma @and_or_]

@johnsb01 He made me question the order of application. I still question it.

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@nut_history Great guy too

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@johnsb01 If it's always about lyrics, why isn't Bernie Taupin on the list. American citizen, lyricist, wrote "Dirty Little Girl." Ah, nevermind.

[Dave Rudden @d_ruddenwrites]

Bartending at Longitude and a kid swaggers up with a very impressive ID that shows his age at being squarely 17.

I point it out and he says 'Fuck you're the first bartender I've met that can do maths.'

10 minutes later he walks by with a pint and gives me a thumbs up https://t.co/AnSY3GIVyB

[Andre Puma @and_or_]

@jhoburgh CDAB