Andy Mottram

If you're gonna miss heaven...why do it by two inches?

[Andy Mottram @Anday_Mottram]

@kylebreezy10 ugh no thanks 💀

[Andy Mottram @Anday_Mottram]

@kylebreezy10 why? He sucks

[John Thompson Imbrogno @Jltter]

Let the stag begin! 36 donuts at 7:00am. #whynot @garnetcoria @anday_mottram @adrianoasch… https://t.co/NL6tPtIxxm

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Only a few hours left for Oscar voting. Too late for a write-in campaign for an ineligible movie?

[Football Worldies @FootyWorIdies]

A policeman once pulled Zlatan over. Zlatan let the policeman off with just a warning. #ZlatanFacts

[Football Worldies @FootyWorIdies]

When Zlatan comes to your house, you’re the guest. #ZlatanFacts

[Football Worldies @FootyWorIdies]

Zlatan once missed two days of school.

They are now known as Saturday & Sunday.

[Football Worldies @FootyWorIdies]

Zlatan could score for Manchester United. #ZlatanFacts

[Football Worldies @FootyWorIdies]

Zlatan scored his first hat-trick at the age of 16, seconds. #ZlatanFacts

[Andy Mottram @Anday_Mottram]

Manning is shit. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BRONCOS DEFENSE

[Tommy Smiley @TommySmiley01]

Huh, looks like Trudeau was ready #greathair #electionday2015

[Andy Mottram @Anday_Mottram]

What the fuck was that from the Colts....

[Andy Mottram @Anday_Mottram]

Lewandowski #whatislife

[Andy Mottram @Anday_Mottram]

Chelsea would move into the relegation zone.... #bluesaregoodtho

[Andy Mottram @Anday_Mottram]

Guys. Let's just take a look at the premier league. If Newcastle and Sunderland win their games in hand...

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Girls that know cars are extra hot https://t.co/61F6nQps3p

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

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[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

So today we learned that throwing TDs to Gronk is about as easy as a hoe on Saturday night.

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

I just never thought I'd live in an age with this much discussion about yoga pants.

[Andy Mottram @Anday_Mottram]

England ranked #8 in the world in newest FIFA Rankings... #lolwut #illtakeit