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making sense of life, one bad joke at a time.

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

Still have no idea what I'm doing with my life and my life has no idea what it's doing with me.

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Ajwain pakoras >>>>> normal pakoras 🙌🏻

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Ye new suzuki swift k ad mein Hania Amir ko kyun lattu ki tarhan ghuma rahay hain? What does her khathak have to do with selling the car??? If this isn’t objectification, I don’t know what is

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

So…do you sock sock shoe shoe? Or sock shoe sock shoe? Because I sock sock shoe shoe since, thats the only way it makes sense.

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

Who gave dumb pakistani dramas the permission to show up on my explore page???? Like who?
I DONT want to see clips of “ye jo na thi hogi hamari qismat” not today…not ever! 😑😑

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😂😂 pehlay pata hota toh kisi achi cheez ki dua maang leti

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Aakhir ye instagram music kub tak hamaray “region” mein unavailable rahay ga 🤦🏻‍♀️

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

@saltafa Na! kharaab cheez, hameshan kharaab. Magnum almond all the way

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

Aakhir ye instagram music kub tak hamaray “region” mein unavailable rahay ga 🤦🏻‍♀️

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

This is us as we welcome foreigners into our country.
"Hey welcome to Pakistan...this is POP and FLOP" 😂😂😂
I'm sorry this is just top tier comedy

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

So here's one of mine and @deceasedchuha 's 3am realizations. The Americans call their first lady FLOTUS right? So the first lady of Pakistan would be called.....wait for it...FLOP!! 😂😂😂

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

And if Pakistan's first lady is called FLOP, that means the president of Pakistan would be called.....POP!! 😂😂😂

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

Today I feel like being grateful so...
I extend my 'thanks' to Nimco, for making chips that light my soul on fire. Cheetos flamin hot has nothing on you my bro 🙌

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

Dear karachi winter,
Hum se bohat bari galti ho gai dost. Humay maaf kar day bhai, wapas aa ja 🙏🏽 aaenda esi gustaakhi nahi ho gi pakka

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

I was with a friend the other day and she stopped me mid sentence to say "doosro ki taareef kartay waqt apni burai karna koi farz nahi hai"
That ladies & gentlemen, is my toxic trait.

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

To whoever's hosting this Pakistan idol shadi near my house;
A) tell this man with the god awful voice to stop singing!
B) teen baj gaye hain yaar GO HOME!!

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Boss ye samajh nahi aa rahi k junaid aur aisha ki shaadi hai ya mariam ki

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Doosro k birthday week birthday month dekh dekh kar ab apna birthday year mananay ka mood ho gaya hai

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

Chae ka cup ho ya pepsi ka glass,
Ye aik sip bachanay ka kya fashion hai? Bhai aakhri ghoont hazam nahi hota kya??😑

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

@deceasedchuha Haaw high fever hai mujhay!

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

Matlab wo toh eid pe chutti tak nahi daitay faraz
Aur hum Halloween pe langoor bun k mohallay k chakkar lagatay hain 🤦‍♀️

[🗣️🇵🇰 @andaykafunda]

Blessed friday, super friday, fire friday, fun friday aur ab kisi brand ki yellow friday sale daikhnay ko milo hai...aur koi naam bacha hai bhai ab?