the owner of myrtle the dog

she/her/hers

[the owner of myrtle the dog @andcarolinee]

okay truly wtf is this and why is this allowed to happen to me. thanks so much to @Chicago_Reader for writing up this lil piece about me and Chicago Show Cal. go to live music ppl !!!!! see your fave artists play music right in front of your face !!

https://t.co/2VBGQ2wfVv

[Kate Baer @KateJBaer]

please stop

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

OK I just called and asked and they said you actually don’t have to let it linger

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

this kind of thing makes me so happy I wanna laugh and cry. god I love being human. I love seeing humans being humans together

[culture @notgwendalupe]

this interview

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

The last time Chicago hosted the DNC

[the owner of myrtle the dog @andcarolinee]

@cheezits4life Landlords are scum of the earth !!!! Can’t tell me otherwise !!!!!!!! The purest form of providing essential services and not having any care whether you live or die !!!!!! As long as you pay rent on time !!!! Regulate property ownership !!!!!!!

[Molly @mollyfleck]

If Chicago wants to revive Michigan Avenue, this would be the easiest way to start.

[sam y’all @samiamrosenberg]

Kerry on the plane

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

jeremy strong that's my theater kid influencer

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

happy easter to her

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

I am respectfully (and disrespectfully) staring at Nick Jonas during this “Sally O’Malley” SNL sketch with Molly Shannon

[Jacob Rogotzke @RogotzkeJacob]

Kevin said V rights, mayhaps he’s my favorite jonie right now

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Heather Gay visiting Jen Shah in prison

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

Friendly reminder that it’s your constitutional right as a juror to find any defendant not guilty regardless of factual evidence based on your sincere belief that the law under which they are being tried is unjust.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

father, son, holy spirit

[Rep. Gloria Johnson @VoteGloriaJ]

I just had a visit from the head of HR and the House ethics lawyer, I appreciate them letting me know that if I am expelled, I will lose my health benefits. I also appreciate the ethics lawyer, letting me know that in one case, a member who was potentially up for expulsion