janet snakehole

the only parties I go to are pizza parties

[janet snakehole @anddreaaa]

What level of adult is it when your work outlook part of your social media scrolling time at night

[janet snakehole @anddreaaa]

Deep cleaning and real housewives >

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

this cat is so relaxed, I want u to see it

[Peach PRC @peachprc]

sean but it’s short for parmesean cheese

[janet snakehole @anddreaaa]

Petition to remove the orange sour patch kid

[janet snakehole @anddreaaa]

I can’t believe I used to want to be a teacher/lawyer/do something valuable. I love sending emails and eating sweet treats all day and yapping.

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

finally. a cure.

[janet snakehole @anddreaaa]

How do I become shaped like Sydney Sweeney

[janet snakehole @anddreaaa]

Ik everyone hates on the 9-5 office life but our safety bingo game is up to $255 lmao give me O 75

[janet snakehole @anddreaaa]

Everyone is mad at that man who is like women should stay home and raise kids.

Like please all I want is to go to lunch with my mommy friends and then pick up our kids from school whose trying to meet deliverables and follow roadmaps

[mir 𖦹⊹ ࣪ ﹏﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ @itsonlymir]

when I die spread my ashes where they filmed the twilight baseball scene

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Sharks I am requesting $100 it is a matter of life and death

[janet snakehole @anddreaaa]

I definitely judge other moms who post their baby in the car seat and the straps are loose and chest clip is under the chest… what are we doing here

[janet snakehole @anddreaaa]

When my kid says “ready, set, go!” as he’s about to do some bad shit and drop a whole cup of water on the floor during his bath

[janet snakehole @anddreaaa]

When you’re finally at that age where you realize the reason someone always looked weird to you was cause they have fetal alcohol syndrome

[janet snakehole @anddreaaa]

You know when you see someone struggling and it’s like wow finally karma coming around 🧿

[janet snakehole @anddreaaa]

When I give my baby a piece of chocolate and he keeps saying wow🤩

😂😂😂

[janet snakehole @anddreaaa]

Damn not me missing the $50 le creuset box