you can live in the South for *years* but if you spend any extended amount of time on the West Coast, you will never be able to endure this heat & humidity like you used to
Japan’s theme parks have banned screaming on roller coasters because it spreads coronavirus. “Please scream inside your heart.” https://t.co/DJjC40H0Ap
some of us are hesitant to publicly say anything embarrassing or bold or slightly vulgar as if one day you might run for president and your shameful past will ruin your chance to be the silent leader that finally brings us all together
when life was feeling basic we were like "wow people from the 1800s never could have predicted this future of technology and innovation" but now it's like "yeah they probably saw all of this coming"
don't cancel people because you think it will change their behavior (it probably won't). cancel people because they *earned* that massive loss of respect. i mean, come on, they worked hard for it!!
I’ve heard some wild arguments against wearing mask like “it’s the government attempting to control us!!” Like they’ve never heard of capitalism or societal norms or traditions or holidays or taxes or net neutrality or voter suppression or target marketing or media or or or or