Anders Olson

UNL MBA. Restorative, Developer, Relator, Achiever, Learner

[Anders Olson @andersleeolson]

Can hear both fireworks and people cheering outside in east Lincoln. GO BIG RED!!!!

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Irish traditions to bring back to Nebraska:

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"The tills are down and we can't take cash."

All of beer and food right now at Aviva Stadium is free.

https://t.co/x9LDx7CSUT #huskers

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Me: *slightly concerned* You heard Santa in the house last night?!
6 y/o niece: Ya, I heard jingle bells.
Her mom: *under her breath* Oh, she’s lying.

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Google, why do you have to tear us down like that #GBR

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S/o to the self checkouts that don’t shout the price of the holiday candy I’m buying

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Me: I’ve got to go. I’m meeting my friend who’s a realtor.
Confused 8 y/o niece: She’s a real turd?

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Why am I doing this to myself

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Don’t know why I watched all of it and will inevitably watch Season 2 #OuterBanks

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Daniel Jones 🤦‍♂️😂🙈

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5 y/o niece: We didn’t even get to look at that frog.

7 y/o niece: How do you know it was a frog if you didn’t get to look at it?

5 y/o niece:

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5 y/o niece: Mom! I can’t the hair out of my corn!

#overheardatdinner

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5 y/o niece: Daddy, what have I been patiently waiting for you to do?!

#overheardatdinner #morenachos #please

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Me: Hey, you need to turn the volume down. It’s too loud.
7 y/o nephew: Ok, down to 52 or 53?

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*2 y/o nephew realizing we said “zucchini for dinner” not “candy for dinner”*

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Happy dot on the i #JeremyBearimy

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*Gets home from morning walk*
5 y/o niece: I could really use some fresh air. Let’s watch Netflix.

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@shrimphilton Sweet

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Me: I like the purple you used in that picture.
5 y/o niece: *eye roll* It’s violet.
#quarantineday73

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Did you know there was no Netflix when I was a kid? What do you think we did?

5 y/o niece: You probably just watched Hulu, then.