Clipper Derz

so stoked to be a tweeter now and talk with my bro’s about sports. debate me dog see what happens...

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

@lakerbagels @chipod223 @raiderlakerguy In life you only get a few big opportunities like this. Unfortunately @chipod223 choked harder than Cody Parkey. The guy has the reflexes of a sloth… Also can we please get him a better stylist — dressed like he lives in a retirement home.

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

Those are some cool shoes.

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

What’s happening? Nothing good! Refs robbed another MFing game from us. Should have been a sweep already. The only way to understand my anger is no way. 🤬

I’m not worried. Go James Harden

I’m certain we win win this series

#garrettleight @GarrettLeight

Get ur sunnies b*****

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

I love you John cena 🥘

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

“X” what an app - disaster! @swaggaanometry a man that knows

Chain smokers is cool, I take back everything I said 🦍sorry- Stefano

[Ned Schneeebly @swaggaanometry]

Girlfriend leaving for state school with plans of joining a sorority when I still had a year left in high school is up there. Not sure if it’s worse but probably a 1A 1B situation

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

@BriceLourd @JohnSalmon91195 Pathetic

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

This account will be down for a long time. Thank you to all my fans for being the freaking best!

Basketball, but more so sports as a whole have betrayed me.

Catch me outside a small cafe drinking green juice by myself.

Clippers Derz - out

Ciao bella

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

I’m more of a tennis guy anyways. Fuck this!

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

@ADAMDEVINE @luka7doncic @LAClippers Have no fear @ADAMDEVINE. YOU deserve MVP for always making us laugh! Luka is scary, but you must remember we have THE CLAW. LETS GO CLIPPERS.

Take it sleazy!!!

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

a droideka feels like an actual threat to me, overwhelming firepower plus that shield, just a hard combo to beat, the prospect of going against one has a chill running down my spine

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

Wow! More “ReTweets” than I could have imagined. This community is a family. It brings tears to my eyes. I’ll be announcing the winner to the shoutout in the next few days.

Still working on how I can get @LifeOfDesiigner involved in this. Might end up not working out. /:

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

BY THE WAY, One lucky fan who “ReTweets” my last post, will get a huge shout out by me.

Gonna try to also get @LifeOfDesiigner to get involved in this, but don’t know how yet, but if we make enough movement…….

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

The All Star weekend is a disaster…
If James Harden isn’t an all star then I don’t like prosciutto and queso. Sue me.

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

No likes on my last post - whatever.

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

Well everyone, the NFL season is over. What a bitter disappointment… again. The swift/ kelce love saga finally hit its peak. What, are they going to get married next? I. Don’t. Care.

Anyways basketball is back and my Clippers look like the team to beat! NBA IS BACK BABY!!

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

NBA playoffs or NCIS on my day off.

Tough decision man. Going with @NCISLA on this one. Chris OD Junior has me enthralled!
Boy does this kid have talent.

Hope to see more of him in szn 21!!!!
Seriously.

Go clippers baby!!

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

CLIPPERS vs SUNS

Game 1: clips steal it. Suns team hasn’t played enough together.

Game 2: suns bounce back with a blowout and KD has 38pts

Game 3: PAUL GEORGE RETURNS easy win for clips

Game 4: narrow win for clips

Game 5: suns win at home

Game 6: clips close

4-2 clips

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

Best guy i know

[Warren Boofpack @WBoofpack]

Wild that the homies used to rock these

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

Dude I always knew this guy was a savage, but not like this #4thTIMEonTHEbigSCREEN

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

#crislerlive we are so pumped to be on this Jumbotron. Huge confidence boooooost. Thumbs up