Hare O’Wynn

Yahtzee propagandist

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

She ain’t leave me on read, I left her on speechless🗣

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Howard Lutnick was involved in reversing FIFA’s red card decision on American player Balogun, per POLITICO

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

Boutta order 4 hot dogs stuff em in my mouth eat em all

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

@who_exactly_ You’re making your bed for who? Exactly

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

Going from exodus to vultures on my playlist is giving me mental pneumonia #feellikeye

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

Wearing a seat belt on an airplane is like wearing shinguards against a line of attacking archers

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

Couldn’t really imagine liking the taste of coffee enough to sip decaf

[Clipper Derz @anderzclipperz]

The All Star weekend is a disaster…
If James Harden isn’t an all star then I don’t like prosciutto and queso. Sue me.

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

Just going in and out of them and standing in them you can slip easy

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

Bath tubs so dangerous these days

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

Someone should invent a hotel without sticky soapbars

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

If I was a pimp they’d call me captain hookers

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

Isis fell off. Bout time to start calling them waswas

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

9178857765. Let’s make some mems #MGoGrad

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

Love handles are like herpes. Once you get them they never go away

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

Beef of the day: taking too long of a shit cuz I got hooked in the tik tok vortex and now I can’t stand up cuz my legs are in a deep REM sleep

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

@who_exactly_ 167 tabs sounds like a classic semester for your padre back in ‘80

[Obi Choppin @who_exactly_]

Dropping my phone in the Pacific blacked out may have lost me all my contacts and every photo I’ve taken in college but at least I don’t have 167 tabs open anymore it was getting kinda cluttered. Glass half full man

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

@cornBoyDean6969 It’s so simple cornboy Cmon

[Hare O’Wynn @chazsilverbeans]

George Washington never woke up and checked his phone first