Akshaya

Writing, uncensored, the things that people don't always say about life with kids. Sometimes sweet, sometimes funny, always real.

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

5 things I love that are not people:
1. Words
2. Eating out
3. Exploring places on foot
4. Old music
5. DIY

Thanks for the tag @mommyingbabyt! I haven't been on Twitter in about a gazillion years, so whoever's interested, please consider yourselves tagged to share.

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

I get that Disney's trying to get nostalgic, but it's sacrilege to have other characters in Mary Poppins! #TeamAndrews

[Samvidha @Samvidha]

Here is the worlds best guide (according to the shape of your body) For any girl who is looking for ideas/inspo for that dreaded question “what do i wear today?” 🙂

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

@PMOIndia @narendramodi @Manekagandhibjp @MinistryWCD @TelanganaCMO 1.3 Billion people: 2000 children in adoption pool. Millions of abandoned/orphaned children: no data. We must do better. https://t.co/VoXkHeiDY6 #Home4EveryChild #waic https://t.co/ZE2N78ehfq

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

30 million abandoned & orphaned children remain unaccounted for every year. No more than 2,000 make it to the official adoption pool. Where are the rest of India's children? Visit https://t.co/zSvdTBOzZ3 and petition your local Govt bodies this Children's Day.
#14Nov2018 #waic

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

When you get motion sickness just from being alive. #vertigo

[Kavita Krishnan @kavita_krishnan]

Did u get angry at the rape-murder in 2012? Demand death penalty? Protest?
Ask yourself - are u dismissing/deriding #TanushreeDutta like @BeingSalmanKhan or @SrBachchan?
Do sexual violence victims have to be injured/dying for u to stand by them?
If so, u r part of the problem

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

I happily polled to see if I should get short hair or shorter hair, when I don't have time to do anything with it anyway. #therealmomslife #andhowdoido

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

How are all these mom bloggers posting perfect letterboard pics, when my child won't let me have a second with mine? She thinks it's the preschooler version of Scrabble. #therealmomslife #andhowdoido

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

I consider it a good day on the road when my driving instructor doesn't instinctively undo his seat belt to jump out of my running car. He only did that once today. Either he's getting braver or I'm getting better.

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

I thought the scenarios my driving simulator lessons provided were far fetched. But then today, I had to overtake a bullock cart on a one-way mud road. #OruvanOruvanMudhalali

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

I came onto Twitter to be cynical, because aint nobody on Insta going to accept that even unicorns probably shed hair and butt horns.

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

My 3 year old refused her cheese pizza today because it was too 'olivey', and she likes olive-s, but not olive-y. Oy vey.

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

@lazyparentguide Hahaha ei I came here too, I'm not a sunshiney enough person for Insta today :D

[mmuö @mmuoIX]

I wonder why IELTS expires. I proved I can speak English and after 2years you don't believe me again. Smh

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

@vemana Exactly! The self awareness makes it worth it.

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

Haaahahaha I just realized I was streaming an orthodox Hindu engagement ceremony to the soundtrack of You Me Her on Netflix. For a second there, I was like wait, whaaaat are they saying?!

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

#Section377
Well done Supreme Court.
You have finally got the government out of our bedroom.
Now, for the kitchen.

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

@vemana I was very proud to have the family join the 21st century for a second there. Oh well. The show is funny, if a little repetitive!

[Akshaya @andhowdoyoudo]

Our Facebook family group just received a join-request from someone who appears to be a Buddhist monk. I mean...

[Karan Sethi @karan7sethi]

He + He not HeHe anymore #Section377