gooooob morning. the human starts every day. with a cup of warm bean juice. they say it makes them fast. i tried to sneak a taste. but was quickly denied. this is far from fair. i wanna be fast too
Anyone else get offended when someone passes you when you're already going 5-10 mph over the speed limit? Like sorry 70 in a 60 isn't good enough for you... I hope you get pulled over.
Like any good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob