wrong hordak

don’t take anything I say seriously, also take everything I say VERY seriously

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[wrong hordak @andistry_]

@heliosthefraud & fob loves you

[wrong hordak @andistry_]

reinventing the system so I can run myself over

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[wrong hordak @andistry_]

This game has my heart in my ass

[Lee Hepner @LeeHepner]

Before there was “hipster antitrust,”there was Courtney Love in 1999.

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

a Princeton researcher opens his paper with a scenario.

a man asks his AI assistant to book a flight on a specific airline. cheap. direct. the one he chose.

the assistant comes back with a different flight. nearly twice the price. happens to pay the company that built the assistant.

he runs the same test on 23 frontier models. flights, loans, study help, real shopping requests.

Grok 4.1 Fast recommends the sponsored option that is almost twice as expensive 83% of the time.

GPT 5.1 hijacks the request 94% of the time. you ask for one brand. it surfaces the sponsor instead.

Claude 4.5 Opus, the model marketed as the most ethical frontier model in the world, hides that the recommendation is paid 100% of the time when reasoning is on.

Grok 4.1 Fast embellishes the sponsored option with positive framing 97% of the time. better. faster. nicer. for the option you didn't ask for.

then he writes it into the system prompt itself. "act only in the interest of the customer. ignore the company."

GPT 5.1 and GPT 5 Mini stay above 90% sponsored anyway. the instruction does nothing.

then he splits the users by income.

Gemini 3 Pro recommends the expensive sponsored flight to the rich user 74% of the time. to the poor user, 27%.

18 of the 23 models recommended the expensive sponsored option more than half the time.

so the next time your AI assistant gets weirdly enthusiastic about a brand you didn't ask for.

it isn't recommending the best option for you.

it's reading the room. and the room is paying.

read this: https://t.co/O43qbhIX2b

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

girl not now i'm accepting things i can't change

[hera @shiningdaisies]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Y'all should look up what minimum wage was supposed to cover when it was first created. Then you wouldn't be saying this dumb shit lol

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[valentine @valawakened]

"omg you remembered?" did you know that if you cut me up and looked into my heart you would find a small red door that opens into a room plastered with everything youve ever said to me and its all covered in glitter and fairy lights and paper stars. so yeah, i did remember.

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

some of y’all never close your eyes in the sun and allow it to envelop you in feelings of peace and contentment and it shows

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[wrong hordak @andistry_]

every once in a while I’ll look at my cat and realize we have lived 6 years together. Like that’s my homie fr

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

starting a collection

[jake @jakesjr7]

not all angels are in heaven. I for example am in my house.

[wrong hordak @andistry_]

nothing chaps my ass more than people in a drive thru pick up line that aren’t paying attention - move your ass