Andy H

[Andy H @andja]

Good morning Filey

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I have decided to sign with Man U.

[RedScharlach @redfacts]

@bertiecarvel Look Back In Andrex. 🧻

[MeeraSyal💙 @MeeraSyal]

Amazing..

[The Guardian @guardian]

Two police officers disciplined over Alice Ruggles murder case https://t.co/xZpg3kGsV7

[Johnny Vegas @JohnnyVegasReal]

Bit partial to an after dinner chocolate mint is Ma Vegas #CantTakeHerAnywhere #MoneysWorth

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Baked Beans investigation

[lyss 🔅 @lyss121]

My sister snapped me this, but I feel like it deserves to be seen by so many more 😭

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

BE offended! Know your enemy! expose anti-semitism...I’d rather know who the bastards are...the law should never EVER shut people up. I say that as the daughter of a dad who the Iranian gov tried to kill for his words. Protect free speech! (Also Happy Birthday to my brave dad 😘) https://t.co/RGAKrr8E36

[Andy H @andja]

@JaneFallon Hmmm, Leicester looked like this at 19:00...

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Need some trumpet wax...(prefferably Dobsons 'Ne Horizons' ) Got a parp off with Paxman and want to rinse the bitch #

[Don't Do That Donald @DontDoItDonald]

Donald said ‘Let’s save more lives!”
And so he gave the mailmen knives
Chainsaws, hand grenades and nunchucks
For nurses and the staff of Starbucks.

But in the end, who gives a f**k?
It’s not as if some clueless schmuck
Has access to a big red button
Capable of mass destruction.

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

I silence my phone when im with my kids. Turned back on to see many panicked messages from my mum, ‘WHERE ARE YOU?’/‘ARE YOU IN LEICESTER PLEASE CALL ME!!!!’
This fear is the worst part of being a parent. (I called her before I tweeted this. I’m not an animal)

[Carl @celiebugpro]

We ended our NRA membership in honor of the children. We ask that everybody ends their NRA membership to show the NRA, Congress, and Trump that what they are doing is wrong and we are serious. It's easy, effective, and to the point. Please retweet and let's get this done.

[The Guardian @guardian]

'Explosion' in Leicester sees police declare major incident https://t.co/UaIRy8qmwZ

[Jason Isaacs @jasonsfolly]

Inspiring and utterly beautiful. I just followed her and so should everyone. The kids are coming for you Donny-No-Mates, so are your ex-colleagues and so is the FBI. Send out for diapers.
#BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid https://t.co/CC6XD2liWc

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

Stoneman Douglas had an armed guard. Pulse had an armed guard. Mandalay Bay had enough armed personnel to occupy France. Fort Hood is a military base. https://t.co/Ruy1CfNlbD