Andy Laws

Obstacle race runner, Liverpool fan, hot air balloon retriever, cynic and a very dark sense of humour.

[Andy Laws @andlaws]

@MickSterl_1 @Helen_Whately You're assuming she has a soul.

[Andy Laws @andlaws]

@joemartin1066 Sounds like you should take that one out of your arse as all the 💩 is starting to come out of your mouth......

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@StellaOShea1 @The_Real_Joey_B @Nigel_Farage I've been to the Falklands, they don't deserve having that shower of 💩 there.

[Andy Laws @andlaws]

@KeithOld6 @thejdtucker "intelligent majority"

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@Chas1881 @StuartS200 @A_UK_Stoner @JonathanPieNews

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@Sonzero123 @Garykennedy22 @JonathanPieNews Well that was a complete fucking word salad. 😂

[Andy Laws @andlaws]

@Coldbeerchance My condolences.

[Andy Laws @andlaws]

@JESBradshaw1 @NicholasLissack @Keir_Starmer @khamenei_ir Wow he's got a face you would never tire of punching.....

[Andy Laws @andlaws]

@devonianred @JamesSmith12998 @darrengrimes I think you need to take out the word "privately".....

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We took over the giant screen at Farage’s big rally in Birmingham

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@DeathlyAcorn @DaddyCoffee73

[Andy Laws @andlaws]

@IsabelOakeshott @MichaelRosenYes @reformparty_uk @BangorUni Well if the cap fits, you gotta wear it poppet. 😉

[Andy Laws @andlaws]

@MickOmalley2 @OCGLeaksUK @MarinaPurkiss Badenoch?
Truss?
Sunak?
Johnson?
May?
Farage?
Tice?
Anderson?
Jenrick?
Sorry you're going to have to be more specific.......😉

[Andy Laws @andlaws]

@newplanet @Vanguard1223 @FPWellman @DHSgov That could be a long wait.....

[TheEnemy @theenemyband]

New Year, New Music!

Buzzing to announce that our brand new single 'The Boxer' is released Friday 16th Jan, can't wait for you to hear this one! 🤘🏼

https://t.co/ujANk8Majt

[Andy Laws @andlaws]

@JohnWest_JAWS @RhonddaBryant @davehomeless89 @Artemisfornow Because he needs to be the victim.....

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

I’d be fucking amazed if it’s you.

[Andy Laws @andlaws]

@rhys_e_bwoy @fesshole

[Andy Laws @andlaws]

@ShipleyWrites @KhanWldM @DavidHenigUK And with your third point you completely validated his tweet.
Well done. 🙄

[Andy Laws @andlaws]

@Lucie_Fur99