Dan Bryk

That guy who does a bunch of different stuff

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

@dunkindonuts Nice one @Dunkin it’s 9:31 PM EST and y’all are indeed not worthy of trust or anything. Hope you enjoyed all the publicity while leaving your loyal subjects feeling like fucking idiots because they worked all day instead of dicking with their socials.

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

Logged into Twitter for the first time in months just to repost this: https://t.co/TGFhNVXGKv

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

While I'm briefly here, everyone needs to start pronouncing @DOGE correctly for maximum onomatopoeiac value: DODGY

[Mark Rober @MarkRober]

Here is the raw footage of my Tesla going through the wall. Not sure why it disengages 17 frames before hitting the wall but my feet weren’t touching the brake or gas.

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

#dogecon

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

@lookpark @scratchedguitar @doogster 😆

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

@rocking_bob Enjoyed revisiting the two él Bacharach comps you had a hand in, a bit teary-eyed couple of days tho

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

@lookpark https://t.co/6fiwauGG8s

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

@allisonhussey I was going to recommend Aunties & Uncles for brunch but I guess I haven’t been home lately — ’twas a casualty of the pandemic. I am sad that you will never get to eat there. Lakeview Lunch & The Ace are solid sloppy seconds, uh, assuming they still exist too.

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

Small sign of the looming AI dystopia:
I just asked Hey @Sonos to "play Mummer by XTC."
Instead it plays Murmur by R.E.M.
Every single time.

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

@eyevariety I might’ve preferred the Harry Kakoulli song…

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

@MintcakeTime Zagnut/you got me on my knees

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

Dear @yumbrands this is the THIRD order in a row from THREE different NC Triangle stores, all gone horribly wrong. My 11 yo got beef, bean, and no cheese. Last time liquid cheese not shredded sub. Before THAT, a foreign object. It’s as if LVE doesn’t give a damn about your brand.

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

@brad_frost The Omen scared me at the time, but The Veldt part of The Illustrated Man still haunts the shit out of me.

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

@MintcakeTime Also, Joe McGinnis as soothsayer: https://t.co/rKzMHtjQdI

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

@MintcakeTime Hamburger yo yo for president: https://t.co/piPqVLYcnL

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

@MintcakeTime Strange and friday help endeavour
Citing research from elsevier
Set to twelve-tone by lloyd-webber
Nixon now, more than ever

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

@SarahKSilverman I hope the non-response is ppl simply not wanting to encourage ongoing attention seeking behaviour from someone apparently into deplorables cosplay. While it’s despicable and inexcusable I kind of doubt he’s going to mint any fresh anti-semites.

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

Hey where’d everybody go?

[Dan Bryk @andlose]

@Andr6wMale Oh thanks, haven’t put that on in months!