André Jacobs

Seasoned Leader | Building & Mentoring Elite Software Engineering Teams for Enterprise Mission-Critical Systems

[André Jacobs @andre_jacobs]

@TicketmasterZA @TicketmasterZA please respond.

[André Jacobs @andre_jacobs]

@TicketmasterZA On 27 March 2026, I logged an issue with buying tickets for the upcoming Springbok rugby games. To date the problem has not been resolved.

I have not heard anything after 27 April... Please help.

[André Jacobs @andre_jacobs]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@kyrinahlis Skool

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@dailymaverick Good writeup, but it is "koeksister" ... a "koeksuster" is a completely different animal ;-)

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@Makro_SA No. You have now canceled my order without consulting me and not paid back my money.

[André Jacobs @andre_jacobs]

@Makro_SA your online ordering process in completely broken. Ordered something online on 28 Nov and I have followed up multiple times but no delivery. Please do yourselves a favour and go read the reviews of Makro Woodmead on Google Maps about online orders.

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@havocacious @TheMallOfAfrica I agree that the temperature in the mall is simply too high, even when there is no loadshedding. That upper level (with th extra sun) is just too much... You can do better @TheMallOfAfrica

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@VehicleTrackerz ...and that's how they make smoked dry wors.

[André Jacobs @andre_jacobs]

@schlaf Building incredible teams

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@conrelma Well done! I love flying with @FlySafair. So far always been on time or even early.

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@rrhoover Chewing glass sounds like a reasonable alternative.

[IoT.nxt @iot_nxt]

A throwback to when Chief of Product Engineering at IoT.nxt, @andre_jacobs spoke to @iotforall on the importance of IoT integration, how it has evolved, and why it’s a critical factor in the success of an IoT deployment.

Watch the full episode here: https://t.co/FlBtlRp9y1

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@Woodford_Group Kiran at your Durban branch has let me down so many times with empty promises that I will never ever ever rent a car from you again. Simple requests get ignored for weeks. Really poor effort.

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@OldManZack LOL, the wheel turns...

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@davidshapiro61 So true. I got so excited to see Dawid Malan score big until I realised he is in the England team...

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@konradkokosa Yes, all the time... although I see the "paste as plain text" option these days in some apps, which helps

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@Rainmaker1973 Amazing picture and he is lucky to be alive.

"The sheer force of the blast lifted the lake out of its bed and propelled it about 85 stories into the air to splash onto adjacent mountain slopes."

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@Vodacom111 @Vodacom111 please supply me with the terms and conditions for data transfer as requested.

[André Jacobs @andre_jacobs]

@Vodacom111 your SMS message points me to the website below for terms and condition but it is blank. Where can I find your (correct) data Expiry Notification Terms and Conditions? https://t.co/nh7hRxTS2i

[André Jacobs @andre_jacobs]

@Vodacom111 No need for a private message. Just drop a link to your Data Expiry Notification Terms and Conditions here.

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@Dischem is there any way to merge 2 profiles on your system? Tried so many times without success...