Andrea Nykamp

Ephesians 1:7. I just want to sit on the beach and eat hot dogs.

[Héctor @Hect]

me at work every day

[Andrea Nykamp @andre_kamp]

😭😭😭😭

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[Andrea Nykamp @andre_kamp]

@GomesDaLegend And every game would be a 1 p.m. start except for whoever plays NY

[Quinn @MindOfQuinn]

Team doesn't deserve Cancun. They can go to Put In Bay.

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[NASA @NASA]

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶

The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

[Sam Allard @SceneSallard]

THE WORLD WILL SOON KNOW ABOUT THE NEWBURGH HEIGHTS SPEED TRAP

[The REAL Mark Johnson @MarkJWeather]

☄️ BREAKING NEWS! A 7-TON ASTEROID EXPLODED over Northeast Ohio just before 9am 3/17, ripping through the atmosphere at 40,000 mph before detonating with the force of 250 tons of TNT. 💥 NASA says the fireball first appeared 50 miles above Lake Erie near Lorain, blazing a bright streak across the sky before fragmenting 30 miles above Valley City, Ohio in Medina County. The shockwave was strong enough to send booms across the region and even shake houses several counties away.
Even more incredible: pieces of this asteroid may now be scattered across Medina County as meteorites. 🪨☄️
👀 Did YOU see the fireball or hear the explosion this morning? It was visible from Toronto to Chicago to Washington DC.
Drop your town in the comments and tell us what you experienced!
📲 SHARE this post so friends across Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Ontario can compare what they saw or heard during this rare cosmic event. The sky literally exploded over Northeast Ohio today!

[Anthony Bradley @drantbradley]

It’s totally OK not to have an opinion on everything in the news or feel the need to emotionally/publicly respond to everything in a 24-hour international news cycle. Modern technology gives us access to a volume of information our brains were not designed to process.

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Commenting “where did the light in your eyes go?” On every 2016 post I see

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

[checks calendar]

Happy Rocctober to you and yours.

[𝕱𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 @ferretallen]

“I like Cleveland, I keep joking with the guys, I didn’t even know Cleveland had water.”

-Lonzo Ball 😂😂😂

[Nick Camino @NickCaminoWKYC]

“Let’s put it this way, if the Yankees, Dodgers and Mets are in the Playoffs, we’ll be playing Tuesday at 8:30 in the morning.” - #Guardians Hall of Fame play-by-play man Tom Hamilton just now on the radio. 🤣🤣🤣😆

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Satan: 'I've Made A Huge Mistake' https://t.co/udi3x9MfPr

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

“Charlie, right now, is in heaven. Not because he was a great husband & father…. Not because he sacrificed himself for his Savior. Charlie Kirk is in heaven, because his Savior sacrificed himself for Charlie Kirk” 🔥
- Apologist/Mentor Dr. Frank Turek

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

99.9% isn't 100%

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

Loving your neighbor is not easy. Neither is doing to others what you'd have them do to you when they do not reciprocate. But these are the things the people of God must do. When those who'd divide us call us to hate, the people of God can be the light by showing His love.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry.
welcome to: the chair