andrea

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

i need to smoke a fat blunt

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

i just started watching bridgerton and why did no one tell me it’s actually good??

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

@chromiah yup, for looking for another job

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

got fired today 🤠

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

my biggest problem is i hate corporate america with a passion

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

this dumb ass bitch bumped into my stroller while my baby was sleeping. i was ready to throw hands. 

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

i don’t know what about motherhood changed me but i literally have no patience with other people anymore
people pleaser gone

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

Hoy el Súper bowl se ve así:

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

i’m fiending for weed so much that i dream about being high 😞

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

@chromiah WOOOOOOO

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 ⧉ @JoroJrn]

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

y’all i really don’t know how ima go without smoking weed the next 8 months. somebody please have the penjamin ready after i give birth 😭

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

@cleopatradotorg yes pleasseeee

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

@cleopatradotorg but i love you so much 🥹🫶🏼

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

@cleopatradotorg please LOL already cried today

[jynx @jynxbby]

me as soon as i get home:

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

@cleopatradotorg you have till nov 30 😭

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

@cleopatradotorg please do

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

can we normalize punching someone in the fucking face when they piss you off?!?!

[andrea @andreaaortiz__]

@cleopatradotorg no cause same, i need some days off