Andrea Keogh

[Andrea Keogh @andreakeogh12]

@NCVO It’s saying closed when trying to register

[The Guardian @guardian]

'It is complete': final episode of Fleabag to air on Monday https://t.co/YatbN5ArG4

[Flen @helloflen_]

Each episode of the latest series of #Fleabag is like an entire one act play in its own right. Each episode is a total masterpiece. Each episode gives you a cuddle, throws you on the floor, tells you a joke then sobs in your arms. It’s just utterly incredible.

[Andrea Keogh @andreakeogh12]

Very happy to see @PlutoTheCat but he makes it hard to get both our faces in the photo... I can take a hint

[Andrea Keogh @andreakeogh12]

Pity Daniel Craig - playing James Bond really is the toughest job in the world https://t.co/z3vQBviz9b

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

American friend: So how do you feel about Brexit?

Me : Oh, I dunno, the same way you'd feel if Americans voted Trump in but forever

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: I need sunglasses.

Me: There's no sun.

7: There's still fashion.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?

5-year-old: A cat doctor.

Me: A veterinarian?

5: A doctor who is a cat.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

In case you were thinking about having kids, my 3-year-old complained that the water in her cup is too wet.

[Liam Williams @funnylad5]

A dystopian/fence-based radio comedy by @JosieLong and me. https://t.co/Fw9WL5uDfp

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Only female mosquitos bite.

7-year-old: I knew that.

Me: You did?

7: Girls always do all the work.

[Tracy De Groose @tdegroose]

#TimesCEOSummit people voted to "take the country back" at Brexit vote, by how many years do you want to take it back to, asks Enda Kenny

[Andrea Keogh @andreakeogh12]

I just told the Government what I think of their plans to tackle #airpollution Take 5 min and do the same #CleanAir https://t.co/i0c3PxBF6c

[Andrea Keogh @andreakeogh12]

https://t.co/P0w8wTkvXe

[Andrea Keogh @andreakeogh12]

https://t.co/XCtJ81RvRT

[Austentatious @AustenImpro]

When your friend says they can't be bothered to #vote in the #GeneralElection & you remember it's not that long ago they weren't allowed.

[Awesome Planet™ @Awesome_planet_]

Awesome Palm Tree Fish!!😮

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

I am pretty sure we all do. https://t.co/PzjPQNTLtl

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

From now on, if you don't believe scientists, you don't get a phone, computer, or medicine