Andrea ⚓

Color my life with the chaos of trouble

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

@SouthPark @ComedyCentral #SouthPark22 🍕

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

Someone broke into my car at my parents' looking for $$ but joke's on them because I'm probably more broke than they are.. #enjoythepennies

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

i just don't have the emotional bandwidth for *gestures broadly at computer, phone, world*

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

Microwavable Velveeta meals are one of the grossest things ever. #barpreplife

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

Give a girl a good pair of shoes and she could rule the world. #HereICome #JurisDoctor… https://t.co/G2EFTedy4v

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

A toast to the next great chapters of our lives and to sticking with each other through it all… https://t.co/yga0ShwbMl

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by bar prep classes starting before graduation.. 🙋🙋🙋😠

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

Annoyed that news headlines are saying the assailant at the Louvre attacked with a "knife" as if it were a small shank... IT WAS A MACHETE.

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

I love when people snapchat me pics of their hobbies. Like cool wish I had time for those.

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

Just watched a taxi take a Pittsburgh left in front of me during a snow storm. This is why you're being replaced by Ubers.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

If anyone asks what your New Year's resolution is, say it's to spend less time making awkward small talk.

Then walk away.

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

2017 has been pretty weird and it's only day 4..

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

The amount of actual scrunchies in my purse right now is embarrassing. #HomeForTheHolidays

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

I hung star-like lights in my room and Zeppelin and I are cuddling here as its storming outside. #Wonderland

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

Brad Pitt is in another movie where he has to try to kill his spy wife.. isn't this how he got his last wife IRL? Guess it's that time again

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

The passport sized photo I have to attach to my MPRE ticket for tomorrow looks like a mugshot. Appropriate.

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

INDIANS WATCH PARTY! (this totally counts as attending a world series game) #ROLLTRIBE⚾️… https://t.co/zYD8qAgdo7

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

Guy's Pizza in Coventry being open til 2 is a lifesaver. They sell slices but I got an entire pizza for me because Zep has to eat too right?

[Andrea ⚓ @andrealx3]

Trapped in the parking garage because the line is so long to get out and I'm starving. I think this is what hell is.