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[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Donald Trump was the first president…

In 28 years not to serve a second term.

In 45 years not to release his tax returns.

In 89 years to lose the presidency, Senate, and House in one term.

To be impeached twice

To begin their term with a negative approval rating.

To never reach an approval rating above 50%.

To ask for and receive election assistance from a known foreign enemy.

To refuse conceding after losing.

To tell Americans the election he lost was a fraud.

To incite an insurrection resulting in hundreds being charged and convicted.

To have 81 associates charged with crimes.

To lose their security clearance after leaving office.

To have their home raided by FBI for espionage.

To be convicted of 34 felonies.

To add $8.4 Trillion to our national debt in 4 years.

To have zero public service before being elected.

To be taped detailing how he sexually assaulted women.

To have 26 sexual assault allegations.

To marry a porn model.

To be married three times

To be found liable for sexual abuse.

To be accused of pedophilia.

…Let’s see how the final chapter goes. 👀

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

The verdict is in

[andrea @andreawoodx]

There is something so meta about seasoning a vegetable with itself for ex: sautéing onions with onion powder

[Ari @ririibaby]

a night out with your girls really make life worth living fr

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

A mass shooting at a 4th of July parade pretty much sums up where this country is at right now. Nothing to celebrate and tragedy after tragedy.

[v @missh8ter]

forced birth in a country with baby formula shortages and mass school shootings weekly you can’t make this up

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

Wealthy white women will have zero trouble getting abortions and/or birth control. It’ll be the poor black and brown women living in red states who will be effected by this the most.

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[andrea @andreawoodx]

anyone that looks at a pair of flip flops and says “yeah this is my airport shoe of choice” needs therapy

[VICTORIA ROSSELLI @VctriaRsslli]

how do you get more experience in a certain thing when no one will hire you for that certain thing because you don’t have enough experience in it

[Jake from State Farm @JakeStateFarm]

Me: *Walks into the gym* Is it dodgeball day?
The gym coach:

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $500 today

[Jake from State Farm @JakeStateFarm]

It’s official. I love him. @Kia #SuperBowl

[Div 🦂 @Divyaadu]

Me taking pics of random flowers I see when I’m in public

[Microwave Shawty @285Slim]

Damn, almost like Polio was a crisis and it needed to be dealt with or something

[andrea @andreawoodx]

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