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dad joke humor

[n @myloversprayer]

prosciutto tastes like what i’d imagine human taste like idk i can’t

[Dre @andreayellowbrd]

Is it necessary to break me down just so you can build me back up?

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

[bongo @bongoism]

spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit

[LAVISH @msalexandriae]

discipline looks boring until you see what it builds.

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Jobs are stressful. So is unemployment. Not finding a partner is stressful. So is having one. Working in an office is stressful. So is working with your hands. Having 50 clients is stressful. So is having none. Life is full of trade-offs. Don’t romanticise options you don’t know.

[Baila @protesional]

i love when people say "that's so you" it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

you can tell a person’s in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them

[Dre @andreayellowbrd]

@Tayalarae Boo 🙃

[pris @pwiscila]

Telling everyone the weekend “flew by”

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

People who live in areas with brutal winters always overdo summer. Try to fit in as many activities as possible. You can feel the tension with them. Winter is always on their mind, even in the middle of July