72COBROWNIE

#GoHawks #FightForIowa

[72COBROWNIE @andrew7_brown]

@42Cyc There no public at training camp until Saturday

[jeffhusted @jeffhusted]

Can’t believe I caught this angle of the goal

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@seattletimes The USMNT is captivating the country & igniting a wave of patriotism during America’s 250th birthday celebration.

Meanwhile, the Seattle Times is busy reminding everyone why legacy media continues to lose relevance.

GFY 🇺🇸⚽🇺🇸

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Vikings plan to name Andrew Healy and Trent Kirchner as assistant GMs, adding two highly respected executives to the club’s football operation.

Healy, who will serve as the team’s secondary football executive, while Kirchner is widely regarded as one of the NFL’s top talent evaluators.

[Ben McCollum is my hero @MountMcKeever]

Nobody did pregame intros like Brent Musburger.

You knew if he was calling your game. It was a big game.

"You are looking live"

Chills

[Nelson Brands @nelson_brands]

And three $5 bets on Iowa Football got me BANNED???

[72COBROWNIE @andrew7_brown]

@Mathieu_Era Your body 🤣

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

IOWA…
I SUPPORT @ZachLahn FOR GOVERNOR

[72COBROWNIE @andrew7_brown]

@jonfromIA As a republican, I’d bet my life savings on this.

[Paul Allen @PAOnTheMic]

Wemby ejected. He knows he blew it, is a class act upon his departure and will not be branded by me in any way as a dirty player. He simply went pear-shaped.