Andrew Aquino

The Agoraphobic Pimp -- who loves to laugh, for life keeps tryin' to beat him down. Akin to The Joker, except nonviolent... but still crazy & enjoys weapons.

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@GirlfriendHaver @pattonoswalt #glitch #thematrix

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

I don’t tweet much, but this is the best news I’ve seen in a long time. #goodnews #doyouwishchips #assmode @CraigyFerg 🤩🍑

[Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg]

The turducken of stupid cometh.

https://t.co/Nz9i5RZYAc

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@JerryAscione @st3veshairspray That’s borderline snake shit. 🐍💩🤡 #borderlinesnakeshit

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@LouCorradi @jillAPRN For shits & giggles. 🤡🦄 #unicorn

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@perrygreenber13

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@LivSchools Let @chelseahandler in the Hall of Fame cuz she a dope ass bitch! Say yassss, queens! #Hall4Handler #hallforhandler #JKLive @JimmyKimmelLive @jimmykimmel 👩🏼‍🎓👸🏼

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@LPizzle @PFTompkins Pee-wee’s Big Adventure

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@HeatherLakeFox5 @fox5sandiego I wasn’t able to watch the entire newscast. What was your flossing secret tip? 🤔🦷😁 #floss #fox5sandiego #teeth

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@danjlevy I don’t see what the fuss is about. Same game, different web address. ��🏻‍♂️ #Wordle

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@willganss @abcWNN DUDE! Your pro tips helped me solve #Wordle my first time playing it! Now I’m hooked. Thanks! #wnn #wnnfans #insomniacs
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[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@_traviscampbell @TylerJRoney Wordle 208 4/6

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[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

Truly a great gift to see such a joyful and unique video this Christmas morning! 🎁🎄🎅🏼🦧 😆#MerryChristmas #Magic #Orangutan

[Alan Alda @alanalda]

I want to watch this over and over again. Such unhinged delight at seeing the impossible happen.

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@AGT @terrycrews @SofiaVergara @heidiklum @howiemandel @SimonCowell Awkward moments are the best! 😆😅#AGT #what #awkward

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@latelateshow @bernsteinnick @IanKarmel You should get Nick Bernstein to ride on one of those horses from last year’s show @gameon ! 🏇🏻😆 #jockeysilks #LateLateShow #GameOn @JKCorden

[Game On! @gameon]

Ready, set, go! It was a race to the finish line as Team Gronk and Team Venus competed in an epic challenge on the latest episode of #GameOn. In case you missed it, start streaming now on @CBSAllAccess: https://t.co/6mG9WrGNeq.

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@archerfxx @AGT @terrycrews @SofiaVergara @heidiklum @howiemandel @SimonCowell She loves it! 🥰😅😆 #AGT #phrasing #ArcherFXX

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@pattonoswalt #SpiderAmen

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@AGT @terrycrews @SofiaVergara @heidiklum @howiemandel @SimonCowell He likes ‘em big! 🏀😲😅#AGT #naughty #TheOffice

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

#AGTWildcard @PatrickKunMagic Vote for Patrick! He’s amazing! 🧙🏻‍♂️🕴🎩✨🤹‍♂️🃏

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

@AGT @terrycrews @SofiaVergara @heidiklum @howiemandel @SimonCowell Must you be so raw?! 😳🤭😅#AGT #naughtyboy #viceversa

[Andrew Aquino @andrewaq]

Join GLOCK in practicing responsible gun ownership by pledging to Follow the Four rules of firearm safety. @GLOCKInc https://t.co/FxzsONWc8k