Andrew Averill

Dad jokes ❤

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

@kylekaestner lol oh my

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

Everything has a name. Stuff leftover in the field after corn is harvested? Stover. #NowYouKnow

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

Request for the #pencewedding: drake - hold on, we're going home

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

@lauraedwins @jravinsky oh happy day!

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

#aljazeeraamerica switched on. @AJAM! @AJFaultLines @AJRealMoney @AJAMStream @AmericaTonight @AJInsideStoryAM @AJTechKnow @AJConsiderThis

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

@ocregister owner in @WSJ:TV watching decreases, but TV ad market grows. News ads = best way to hit a local audience, but market fails. Why?

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

RT @jilltucker: Oakland's black males are as likely to get killed as graduate college ready. http://t.co/CTbqHi6mbA

[Will 🛰⌨️ @wjhdev]

@andrewaverill @kath_krueger agreed.

[The Christian Science Monitor @csmonitor]

Amid donkeys and farmers, a posh Palestinian country club: http://t.co/ztNZNq6kZw via @christacbryant #Palestine

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

How many are empty? | Bloomberg's NY building boom interactive http://t.co/d9PvEbQ6qZ h/t @allisonsterry

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

@kath_krueger no

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

Ditto. MT @akaneotani: Can't believe my summer at @csmonitor is almost over. I'll miss its great cast of characters.

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

@TheRealBenfred - from your neck of the woods. Perseid meteor shower above Mt. Hood.

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

@allisonsterry You can also get a free @DunkinDonuts donut if you purchase a large drink and have an @AARP card #TheMoreYouKnow

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

@VTCheeseCouncil vs @WisconsinCheese at the 2013 ACS #cheese competition: VT cheddar - 4 awards. WI #cheddar - 11.

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

@jravinsky That desk is so clean.

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

@ryan_rainey @Slate BUT are you smarter than an eighth-grader in 1912? Average is 49% right http://t.co/Yr0n3oz6KN

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

Two people document their suicide: 1) Gives life a 1000-day chance http://t.co/cMYjCJsbU6 2) Makes a website http://t.co/m8vYzWzCEb

[Andrew Averill @andrewaverill]

"That cat is not pregnant. That cat is Norm." RT @akaneotani: @andrewaverill Must-watch: http://t.co/EWbwfea3Fb