In other news, membership in @ChurchofSatan, Church of the Subgenius, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Paratheo-anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric (POEE) will increase accordingly.
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Be careful parents! Check your kids' people very carefully this Halloween. There might be a drug dealer in your police officers.
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I don't know why everyone is so surprised at @warnerbros behavior here.
@AmazonKindle started this trend in 2009, and @AppleMusic has been replacing my old iTunes purchases with newer, shittier remixes for years. https://t.co/2eAmSicafP
It's only going to get worse from here.
What?
I'm still waiting on the razor blades they promised in my Halloween candy back in the 80's.
And the edibles when cannabis starting becoming legal.
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