Andrew Carr

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[Andrew Carr @AndrewCarr21]

@pcon666

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

the officer down memorial page lists dogs that died in the line of duty, let's pay our respe-

[Andrew Carr @AndrewCarr21]

@jocelyn_mcG

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Stray Doberman Accidentally Sworn In As President After Putting Paw On Inaugural Bible #InaugurationDay https://t.co/3V1ISHoYBV

[Simon Hedges @Orwell_Fan]

@Keir_Starmer @MarcusRashford This was all you King. Rashford has not asked a single forensic PMQ in his life, don't let him take credit for this.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Please make this catch on https://t.co/vV8z9CdNgx

[Eleanor🦋✨ @eleanxrsmith]

a thread of all the petitions that you need to sign (a UK thread):

[Andrew Carr @AndrewCarr21]

@greghemphill96 @RolwichJack

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Greg Wallace, aggressively pushing out farts in various poses, whilst maintaining eye contact.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

When nearly a thousand people were dying a day in Italy, our media rightly portrayed it as a horror show, a national catastrophe. 938 people are reported dead in Britain in a 24 hour period, and most of media are telling us the good news that the government's strategy is working.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

In June 2017 every Tory MP except 1 voted to oppose giving NHS nurses a proper pay rise. When the result of the vote was announced & the Tories found they had succeeded in blocking the nurses pay rise, they cheered.

[Thiemo Fetzer 🇪🇺🇺🇦 - same handle elsewhere @fetzert]

💡International Survey on Corona Virus💡
Please help us understand how citizens prepare/cope w/ coronavirus! We are an int'l team of researchers (10 unis inc. Harvard, Cambridge), survey in many langs - please share w/ your social network. #covid19study
https://t.co/lnQsqFukZs

[Tina Nguyen @tina_nguyen]

I have a very close friend who’s a researcher studying public health at a major NGO, and he told me that this was THE week to practice as much social distancing as possible, even if you don’t have to go to work.

I asked him to explain why. Sharing his answers w/ permission (1/x)

[Andrew Carr @AndrewCarr21]

@TheOnion @erintogneri

[soviet soldiers dancing @communistbops]

9 to 5 - dolly parton