andrew

nobody knows how planes fly

[andrew @andrewcoff]

@AmericanAir It was unfortunately a full flight. This was AA79 seat 22C

[andrew @andrewcoff]

not this on a 10 hour flight today @AmericanAir 🙃

[andrew @andrewcoff]

@ultra cc: @Jonathan_Tellez 🥵🥵🥵

[Ultra Music Festival @ultra]

The Gift of Ultra Giveaway is here! Give this a retweet and tag a friend for a chance to win 2 tickets to #Ultra2022 and a T-shirt from Ultra Merch! 2 winners will be selected at random. 18+ Only, entries close Thursday, 12/23 at 6:00PM ET.

[andrew @andrewcoff]

@paytwellz @phantoms @45eastpdx ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

[andrew @andrewcoff]

@qmcclure3 congrats!! 👏🏻

[andrew @andrewcoff]

@KUT @TxDOT @AustinChronicle @KUTnathan I can’t believe urban highway expansion is still a thing in 2021 even after all research points to this making congestion worse. but then again Texas is an anti science and anti data state so lol

[andrew @andrewcoff]

@RealMusicEvents if go to a show unvaccinated during a pandemic you’re incredibly selfish

[andrew @andrewcoff]

this is a real tweet by my hometown

[City of Plano @cityofplanotx]

Q: Why was there a decrease in the Sustainability budget and an increase in the golf course budget? One of the goals of the city is to divest more materials from landfills, but the monies for these programs appear to have been cut. What is the city going to do about this?

[andrew @andrewcoff]

the original covid map just hits different

[andrew @andrewcoff]

@jeffrey22s @united @ them

[andrew @andrewcoff]

am I a Polaris gay now???? @united

[Pete Muntean @petemuntean]

JUST IN: Southwest Airlines, American Airlines, and Delta Air Lines will NOT REQUIRE employees to get vaccinated, breaking with United Airlines' mandate that workers get vaccinated by October 25th or face getting fired.

[andrew @andrewcoff]

one time I dressed up as Jesus for Halloween. seems relevant.

[Jenna Ellis 🐊 @realJennaEllis]

Bring back the days when boys cared about growing up to be actual men. Biblical masculinity over woke fragility.

[andrew @andrewcoff]

equin*x flatiron has the best music this is a fact

[andrew @andrewcoff]

@RealMusicEvents smart 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

[andrew @andrewcoff]

@austintowers pour on top of an above ground parking garage?

[andrew @andrewcoff]

thoughts and prayers for earth

[AJ+ @ajplus]

A hotter future is now "locked in" due to lack of action on CO2 emissions, says a major UN report — calling it a "code red" for humanity.

▪️ Humans "unequivocally" to blame for climate crisis
▪️ Temps may hit Paris limit in 20 years
▪️ Rapid, major emissions changes needed

[andrew @andrewcoff]

@laureneliz92 ok I just checked and it’s been updated since Delta. Recommended getting tested 3-5 days after exposure

[andrew @andrewcoff]

@laureneliz92 the cdc actually currently doesn’t even advise getting tested if you show no symptoms and are fully vaccinated with a known exposure

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

Saw someone say they’re boycotting any business that requires proof of vaccination to enter and it’s like babe it’s not a boycott if you’re not allowed inside.