Andrew Elser

[Andrew Elser @AndrewElser]

@JustusCliser But that's what I've given you for your birthday the last 10 years. We can't switch it up now

[Andrew Elser @AndrewElser]

"Looks are temporary, but crazy is forever" @XXLMarge

[Andrew Elser @AndrewElser]

If you have to wonder whether or not someone cares. They don't

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Dear #united, I had to "re-accommodate" someone once

[Dr. Nick Sherwood @NickRSherwood]

If CNU taught me one thing, it's the utility of a shower beer.

[Andrew Elser @AndrewElser]

@JordyTrue02 I've given up on any attempt of dodging them. I think they just like to sit on the curviest roads possible and wait to get hit

[🫶🏼👽 @starrgirrll777]

Blackboard (failing company) has been trying to make me look like a bad student for years! SAD! any reports of bad grades are FAKE news!

[𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐞 @the_qep]

When you think you're catching feelings...