Andrew

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@alexegreen2319 Sometimes I'll go thirsty and sit on a wooden chair that doesn't recline and disable wifi on all my devices, and pretend I'm on a Frontier flight.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@AerLingus How come your customer care team takes a week to reply to anything, if at all?

Case #02077365 filed 19-Aug, no reply. It's been 10 days.

Case #02072241 I replied 6 days ago. Ghosted since. No reply.

What's the deal?

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@alexegreen2319 You're right. It would be immoral.

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Here in the darkest days of the enshittocene, enshittification is low quality and plentiful, but even in this target-rich environment, one company stands out as pioneering champions of enshittification: HP.

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[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@rmnb True stat.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@JoeBpXp @Laughlin18 @Capitals Connor McMichael has the lowest time on ice of any NHL player with 10+ goals.

The guy is efficient.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@JoeBpXp @Laughlin18 @Capitals Connor McMichael has the lowest time on ice of any NHL player with 10+ goals.

The guy is efficient.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@drpepper If only I could reliably find zero cherry.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@ruhlman I just read 'Grocery.' Last few paragraphs gave me shivers, a beautiful tribute. Thanks for writing it, appreciate the huge effort and diligent research. Always good to consider what we eat and how we get it. Inspiring me to read the Birdseye biography next.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@Safeway Whoever made these "chocolate" dipped donuts clearly hates chocolate and hates donuts.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@tomstandage Absolutely loved 'The Turk'. Thank you for writing it. Incredible story that intersects so many things that interest me, so I'm baffled I got so far in life without knowing more about the automaton chess player. Best non-fiction I've read since 2018 ('Red Notice')!

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@ollie Enjoyed reading 'Seven Games'. Thank you for the dedication and hard work it took to research and write it. Will play more now for sure. Also, inspired me to get a copy of 'Turk' for my next read.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@achungphoto Incredible photography for the story on Dundalk in today’s post. Thank you for the incredible visual picture of this community.

https://t.co/EQEUYYpXfN

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@MikeFinkel After enjoying your other two books, I picked up "True Story." That might be my favorite of your three. Probably one of the most unique true crime stories I've read. Looking forward to whatever you come up with next. Thanks.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@MikeFinkel Thank you for writing "The Art Thief." Huge effort and it paid off, really fascinating story and a great read. Also enjoyed "Stranger in the Woods" way back in 2017, and was pleasantly surprised this week when I realized you wrote that also.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@lizfortch @capsboybebop *with purchase.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@BobChirpin Nice try, hater.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

This is every day.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@wmata Please consider enforcement of long term parking at Bethesda Kiss & Ride lot. Almost nowhere to wait because of dozens of cars w/out any permits just parked there.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@jamisonfoser Better still, there's no toilet paper. So a MAL guest, who is having issues with undercooked chicken, opens a box and realizes he's wiping with nuclear codes.

[Andrew @andrewevangreen]

@IMS Disappointed with my souvenir cup. One day old and color rubbing off and gets all over my hands.

Makes a lousy souvenir.