Andrew

I dont give a flying squirrel penis puff.

[Andrew @andrewgvt]

Told my boss I had I dream that I stabbed him. He took it pretty well.

[Andrew @andrewgvt]

Just got paid to catch a injured bird in a box.

[Andrew @andrewgvt]

Was planning on hitting the gym but then I saw a six pack and a jar of peanut butter.

[Andrew @andrewgvt]

" bliss, that first line of cocaine or the walk into a strange girls bedroom. "

[Andrew @andrewgvt]

In bed, drinking shitty beer watching cooking shows. I'm happy.

[Andrew @andrewgvt]

Work till 3am. Workout till 5am. Wake up at 9am.

[Andrew @andrewgvt]

One day...

[Andrew @andrewgvt]

Fuck you planet fitness

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(206): alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac

[Andrew @andrewgvt]

Saturday morning in England= liquor bottles and underwear litter the streets. #turnup

[Andrew @andrewgvt]

Haven't had internet in four days...

[802MTG @802MTG]

#802mtg events for upcoming @carnage. #vt and other northeast #tabletop gamers get there. #mtg @MalliGal @andrewgvt

[Andrew @andrewgvt]

My grass snake don't want none unless you've got a 401k hun. -white man version.