Andrew Luck

[Andrew Luck @andrewluck]

@arod_twit Not related at all I’m sure

[Andrew Luck @andrewluck]

@AaronNagler Lotta ballgame left…. But feels good.

[Andrew Luck @andrewluck]

@SethAMandel Brother I find myself disagreeing and agreeing with you about 50/50 which means you’re good peeps. Keep on keeping on.

[bo @bosxe]

Working on a device to help those of us who can’t sleep sitting up, but are also too tall to lean forward onto the tray table, while sleepy on an airplane.

Just a rough sketch for now but imagine the vision

[Andrew Luck @andrewluck]

@bendreyfuss Normally we see eye to eye but I disagree here! Sunny side up, while less steps, requires more finesse and attention - at least to hit a good balance for the yolk being runny and the whites cooked.

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Every Elon post is like watching Joe Pesci enter the Home Alone house

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

Whenever you say "i wish you were dead" to someone, they'll say "wouldn't you feel awful if i actually did die after you said that?" and the answer is of course no. I wouldn't feel awful. I would feel immensely lucky and be booking a trip to Vegas.

[DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe]

THIS ONE IS FOR THE DINOSAURS

[Andrew Luck @andrewluck]

@edsbs This is gonna be the one that breaks me and gets my subscription.

[Matt Flynn @mflynn3]

My brain: hell yeah, I could beat KCs ass

Me body after one play:

[Tyler McGinnis @tylermcginnis]

"but the people with physical access is separate from the people with knowledge of how to actually authenticate"

"OK Steve, listen carefully - I need you to hit COLON then W then Q."

"Hm it says it's recording. Is that what you want?"

[White Tee Poison @attyLOL]

Me seconds after seeing that seal.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Wistfully Looks Around Website He Hasn’t Visited For 30 Minutes https://t.co/Jx1SxCdiBu

[The Onion @TheOnion]

5-Year-Old Admits It Pretty Messed Up Spider-Man Visiting His Birthday Party When He Could Be Out Saving Lives https://t.co/iMb8wLSLid

[Andrew Luck @andrewluck]

@bendreyfuss You think that guy in Fiji coming down from the mountain with a puddle in his backpack had the words Ben?

[Andrew Luck @andrewluck]

@reckless This tweet is crimally underliked.

[Andrew Luck @andrewluck]

@bendreyfuss Hope you got that off Craigslist. There's always a Bowflex on Craigslist*

*Yours will be the next one

[Hayden Winks @HaydenWinks]

.@JoshNorris and I interviewed @MatthewBerryTMR on the Rotoworld podcast to chat about:

+ his process with evaluating rookies
+ players who need more touches
+ his ESPN show
+ his favorite fantasy punishments
+ and Miley Cyrus' wrecking ball

Video:
https://t.co/nmzvuIKGFv

[Andrew Luck @andrewluck]

@reckless Even as a Niners fan you have to like this tweet