Andrew Moran

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Been about five years since I first read this, on the English language's *completely universal but totally invisible* adjective hierarchy, and I can honestly say I've thought about it most days since.

[Andrew Moran @andrewmoranirl]

This crèche chain still in operation, with the same family operating. Very weak enforcement overall. The sum awarded is approx the same as the crèche collected from each child over a year. The parents got their money back, no more.

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

Forty-one families who sued the Hyde & Seek crèche chain in north Dublin over the alleged treatment of their children have settled their cases for €15,000 each at the High Court, bringing the total sum awarded to €615,000 https://t.co/tav5PYLYb1

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

Forty-one families who sued the Hyde & Seek crèche chain in north Dublin over the alleged treatment of their children have settled their cases for €15,000 each at the High Court, bringing the total sum awarded to €615,000 https://t.co/tav5PYLYb1

[Andrew Moran @andrewmoranirl]

@peterjmcgann Brilliant! Was looking for that same tweet on “Everybody Knows!�� Delighted to find this list!

[Andrew Moran @andrewmoranirl]

@WhiningStoic It’s like they always say, you’ll never know you’ve gone back for a waingro until you’re on your back beside LAX, both shot by and holding hands with the one man who understands you.

[Andrew Moran @andrewmoranirl]

When Dublin Bus drivers took this training they used VR headsets - v notable that they didn’t have confidence to go out on a bike themselves.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The curious case of the public drivers from San Luis Potosí, Mexico, who were put on bicycle to know how bad it is to pass by scraping cyclists

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Seeing 'This Must Be The Place' come up on my playlist: yass

Seeing 'This Must Be The Place' neon sign on the wall of a bar: this round of 4 drinks is going to cost me £35

[Peter McGann @peterjmcgann]

To think when I got this notification last Friday I thought I was going to get a battering instead of an invite to make music history

[Andrew Moran @andrewmoranirl]

I absolutely endorse this. Fa-Jie-Tas, Wiffy (Wi-Fi)

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

One very underrated pick-me-up is deliberately mispronouncing things. Commit to saying "arples" or "bananners" and you'll see results in days. Only ever pronouncing Moby as "mobby" has been an absolute game changer for my mental health and I'd recommend it to anyone.

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

The tweet and replies to the time someone once wore a beret in Waterford is an instant classic

[Andrew Moran @andrewmoranirl]

@kristamm @Wikipedia This is the kind of parenting predicament I find myself in! Had to walk a 6 year old through brexit & impact on Ireland uk relations.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

“Well, fellas, whichever one of you’s the fastest is gonna have a great story to tell.”

[Andrew Moran @andrewmoranirl]

The Bear S2 (2023)

[Andrew Moran @andrewmoranirl]

My wife m (in a restaurant, biting into a pizza): Ah…That’s just what the doctor ordered .
Me: Which doctor?
My wife: Doctor Oetker.

[Will @SilentDawnLB]

ouch, my heart

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

🙃

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

me after mastering vlookup

[Andrew Moran @andrewmoranirl]

@shutupdaragh I’m pretty convinced the prevalence of manual in Ireland is a relic of the Catholic Church declaring that automatics are Protestant.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names:

1.) I am afraid of electricity